DS9 Caption That # "A Caption By Any Other Name"

[Judas Ascendant]

The pics for this round.

Thanks in advance for your participation

Extra Credit:

 

[Rat Boy]

Quark: "Rom, you have to give up your burrito habit before you kill someone."

Dorn: "You mean I'm still going to be the butt of jokes?"

Crew guy (thinking): Don't look at them, don't look at them, don't look at how hot this is...

Drive-by wedginng.

 

[cooleddie74]

"OH, ROM...

you scared me!!!

Stop sneaking in and tickling my ass like that!!"

WORF:"My baldric is starting to smell like targ ass. Permission to wash, sir?"

Special Season 6 DVD extras now include: WHEN LIGHTING AND GRIP BOYS ATTACK!

"HA - HA!!!

You're on chemo!"

 

[Velocity]

I swear it wasn't me who put that "kick me" sign on your back, Rom!

Again I have been mistaken for someone named 'butthead'! Why are you smiling?

Psst! When you said you and your boyfriend like to fly his kite in odd places, I thought you meant....something else.

Extra Credit:

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I know I spit my gum out, but I decided I want it back!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ROM: Sorry brother, that one just slipped out.

SISKO: Oh, you do not want to get in a staring contest with me!

Yup, a clear violation of the restraining order.

 

[Captain Leslie]

Quark. " A Handbag !?"

Worf "Captain, If you do not remove your hand from there , I will remove it for you!"

Dax. " Listen...were supposed to be lesbian in this episode, so how about coming to my dressing room for a little 'rehearsing' ? "

Grip. Oh-my-God!



Extra Credit:

Drive by Neck Pinch!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Quark [Jolson]: "My Moooooggiiieeeee!" [/Jolson]

Rom: "Brings a tear to my eye brother."

Worf: "If you were any other man, I would drop kick you like a Swedish Taekwondo referee... where you stand!"

Director: "How much now Stan?"
Stan: "Six inches."
Director: "Not good enough. Listen Terri, we need to get the nerds more turned on to guarantee the ratings, so next take, slip her the tongue."



Extra Credit:

Geico is so convenient, you don't even have to pay. We'll take the money from you when you least expect it.

 

[Frenzy]

Quark: "You're the one who stole my arobic equipment!"

Worf: "You have gum in your beard."

Crew Guy: I wonder what they're talking about now...
Dax: ...nd that's how I got rid of that diarrhea.

Nelson: Give me back my shirt!

 

[Kirby]

Quark: "This is it, this is the big one. I'm coming Elizabeth! I coming!"
Rom: "Perhaps you should lay off the Sanford and Son Holosuite programs for a while brother."

The shortest distance between two hot chicks kissing is a straight line. And this guy is here to prove it.

 

[Atavachron]

Farrell:"Psst. Check it out. That guy's fly is down."

Atavachron

 

[scottydog]

Jadzia: "My bustline is going to be measured first, and it's going to be bigger than yours. Neener, neener!"

 

[Triskelion]

Guy: That's ten meters, Ma'am.
Dax: Wait'll you get a load of this. Alright Odo, do your thing!

Worf (thinking): Maybe a clean-shaven head could get me promoted.

Rom, have you been tugging your lobes again?? Moogie will be so upset she wasted all that latinum on those electroshock treatments.

 

[scottydog]

Dax: "Either take that altoid or I aint kissin' ya."

Worf: "Drink my prune juice again and you will DIE."

Quark: "DS9 has been taken over by Arkansas. Will you marry me, brother?"

 

[Nebusj]

``Quark, I ... I ... paid retail.''

``Captain, I do not believe it is within your authority to order me to wear a pair of glittery sparkle deely boppers.''

``See? What's that say? I'm not touching you! I'm not! I'm not touching you!''

The lesser-known yet no less potent Vulcan Sedan Grip.

 

[cooleddie74]

TERRY:"We done yet?

I'm expecting a call from the BECKER people, and Danson hates to be kept waiting."

WORF:"I admire a man with no hair.

And a French sensibility."

QUARK:"Either THAT outfit goes or I do!

Mauve Hyperion fabric after Tograth's Day? FOR SHAME!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Was that YOU making that smell, Rom?!

I thought Nog had forgotten to clean off his latinum-covered earpicks again..."

"HA - HA!!!

You liked the Enterprise finale!!!"

 

[Triskelion]

I've always loved you.

No, these aren't photography. They're craft food service. Wait till you see the hero sandwich they bring in.

A thong, Rom??

 

[cooleddie74]

"DON'T call my ridges Tiny."

FARRELL:"Don't freak out. They're just measuring the blocking for the Ron Jeremy guest appearance."

"You did WHAT to Leeta's huh with your whatz-it?!"

 

[scottydog]

Sisko: "Worf, you're getting a promotion. Time to get a new color shirt."

Worf: "Today is a good day to dye."

 

[Judas Ascendant]

This round's winners

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`Quark, I ... I ... paid retail.'

Psst! When you said you and your boyfriend like to fly his kite in odd places, I thought you meant....something else.

Quark: "This is it, this is the big one. I'm coming Elizabeth! I coming!"
Rom: "Perhaps you should lay off the Sanford and Son Holosuite programs for a while brother."

The prize

A Dress Uniform Benjamin Sisko Doll. Now your daughter can toss Barbie out of the nearest airlock in style.