DS9 Caption Contest 96: Old Man

[Smellincoffee]

Just a heads up: this one will run another week because of the holiday.

 

[Santa Kang]

DAX: It damn well better be "period accurate"! I spent ten hours weaving my hair into this style!

 

[Armored Saint]

SISKO: Your skirt's still too long according to regulation.

 

[T'Girl]

Now reverse it and put it on Sisko.

 

[Santa Kang]

DAX: Are we sure about these wigs?

 

[Armored Saint]

 

[Schistocerca]

Jadzia: Oh no it must have slipped off!
Kang: Your ring?
Jadzia: No, my wristwatch!
Kang: Damn! Next time I need an emergency prostate exam, I'm going to wait for a REAL doctor!!

 

[T'Girl]

Dax: "This woman was chasing me."

Sisko: "It's Majel Barrent, she wants our wigs.

 

[Smellincoffee]

24 hour warning!

These have taken an interesting turn.

 

[Santa Kang]

DAX: This man was chasing me.

SISKO: It's Bill Shatner, he wants our wigs.

 

[Finngle Bells]

You just made Baby Spock cry