DS9 Caption Contest #65: What a fortunate turn of events!

[Mistral]

Sisko: "Who put the Hello Kitty stickers on the panel?"

Worf: *sigh* "Alexander was on board yesterday..."

Sisko: "And the peanut butter on the controls?"

Worf: "Oh, that was me. Sorry."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Sisko: Look, Mr. Worf, why not just give it a try? The rest of the crew is hooked.

Worf: Sir, I must protest! I am not a Brony man!

 

[Annorax]

Goddamnit, Worf, I don't care if you think you can decloak the Defiant behind every Romulan you see & destroy them before they get their shields up! Starting wars is MY job, not yours!