DS9 Caption Contest #61: Worf, Captioning with Honor

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Garak: Mr. Worf, the Federation Highway Patrol is pulling us over...

Worf: Remain calm, Mr. Garak. And hide the stash.

 

[Isis]

The Sisko imposter was quickly spotted when he tried to drink blood wine from a sippy cup.

 

[LeadHead]

Garak: That was a great trip to the spa! Where's Jadzia?

 

[T'Girl]

Garak: "I can't find the antimatter inducer."
Worf: "Move your hand up and to the right."
Garak: "Here?"
Worf: "It would be easier if you would simply look down."
Garak: "Starfleet flies these things without looking down."
Worf: "Merde."
Garak: "What's that?"
Worf: "Something Captain Picard would say on occasion."
Garak: "What does it mean? my translator didn't convert it."
Worf: "Neither does mine, Computer what does the word "merde" mean?"
Computer: "French food."
Garak: "Is that a accurate translation?"
Computer: "Have you ever eaten French food?"

 

[LeadHead]

Want to let this one get some more entries before judging it. Worf is my favorite character after all.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: I'm Leadhead's favorite.

GARAK: Don't let it go to your head.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Worf: I may sneeze.

Garak: Right. I don't suppose that is something the Klingons do "small".

Worf: Don't expect i--i...it...

(Black-out)

 

[Isis]

The crew wanted to give tours of the station for a little extra pocket money, but if the dry run was any clue, Worf had a bit of a learning curve ahead of him.

 

[Ln X]

Sisko: Romantic affiliations will not be tolerated, just a hint you know if you ever want to be captain...

Garak: I heard a rumour that you once dated a Klingon/Romulan hybrid, is this true? Are Klingons really not so racist after all?

The Million-Dollar bionic Klingon... With extra forehead ridges!

Everyone gave Worf a wide berth, even in the turbolifts? Why? No one knows but people keep their distance from the big brooding guy...

Martok: What is this admiral? Been secretly trickling blood wine down on the floor so as to not drink it?

 

[Ln X]

Sisko: Tell Mr LeadHead that I will caption you twice, but three times is to many. Tell him that I demand a new caption contest from the orders of a Starfleet captain, the Emissary, master chef or whatever title you feel necessary to convince him to get over this obsession of you!

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko: Tell Mr LeadHead that I will caption you twice, but three times is to many. Tell him that I demand a new caption contest from the orders of a Starfleet captain, the Emissary, master chef or whatever title you feel necessary to convince him to get over this obsession of you!

Worf: This was LeadHead's response Sir.



Btw: I said favorite character, not obsessed with character.

 

[Ln X]

Worf: This was LeadHead's response Sir.

Lol!

 

[Isis]

Martok: "Thanks for treating us to these drinks, Worf."

Worf: "Me? I thought you were treating."

 

[Methos]

Julian - "Jadzia, are you alright?"
Worf - "She is fine, we merely had a strenuous... work out, last night. That is all." wry smile to Dax

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[Methos]

Worf - "I must apologise, the replicator must be malfunctioning, a human 'chilli' does not normally have this effect on me."

Garak - "It's not so much the smell, but rather the way it appears to be eating through the bulkheads..."

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[Nerys Myk]

WORF: That's the beauty of the food court, sir. I can have Subway, you can have Del Taco and Odo can have pizza. And its all in the same place!!!!!!

 

[inflatabledalek]

Worf: Wait, I have both been in more episodes of Star Trek than anyone else and have a name! How the hell did "Female Changeling" get a contest before me?!

Worf: No, I've no idea what a Strategic Operations Officer does either. Stop asking.

Worf: I will not change my uniform! TNG didn't become that popular by wearing the same clothes as Voyager!

Worf: I told you we shouldn't change uniforms, now we all look fatter.

Martok: I remember my mother telling me how important it is to wash behind the foreskin everyday.


Ross: Why are you looking at my groin when you say that?!?!?

 

[LeadHead]

New contest later today!

 

[Mistral]

Garak: "...and then I press this button here to fire the thrusters, right?"

Worf: "For the last time-its the GREEN button!"

 

[R. Star]

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