DS9 Caption Contest #56: Martok; Too Proud for an Eye Patch!
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Martok: "I said I wanted you to make me rich, not fetch me a-nevermind." *sigh*
Worf: "These humans cook up rather good, don't they?"
Martok: "Yes, they do. And using the Ferengi for fuel was simply brilliant."
Martok: "This is not honorable, Worf!"
Worf: "Yes, it is! If you would take the time to properly investigate ancient Klingon fighting tactics, you would find that this is called the 'thresh hold'."
Martok: "Is that an image of the head of Anubis in the flames?"
Worf: "Of course....why do you think this cooking method is known as 'Wok Like An Egyptian'?"
Martok: Come on man! Bros before hos!
Martok: I do not understand your son's reaction, captain. After all gagh is always best when served live ...
Martok: Worf, when Jadzia said she wanted you to 'light her fire,' I don't think this is what she meant ...
Bashir: There's a great deal of damage to your arm ... and your eye socket...
Martok: The Centauri who removed my eye was not as skilled a surgeon as you doctor.
Bashir: Centauri?
Martok: Whoops, sorry, wrong show.
Gowron: Does this outfit make me look fat?
All: NO!
Worf: What are you looking at?
Martok: With what?
Unfortunately, Jake had to learn the hard way the full implications of Martok's status as "a large man in a small room."
And he wasn't even downwind.
Martok and Worf:
Juuuuuuuuuust--sit right back, and you'll hear a tail
A tale of a fateful trip...
Martok: Ah! However, Doctor...I got off several cutting remarks that doubtless did great damage to their egos--
Bashir: Haven't I been through this sort of nonsense before?
Gowron: As always, if any of your squadron are caught, or killed in a less than honorable manner...the Council will disavow any knowledge of your activities.
A question, Worf?
Worf: I trust this message will self-destruct in five seconds?
Gowron: I'm right here, idiot.
Worf: Didn't think so.
Martok: "Hey, I can see what you two are doing. What do you think I am, half blind?"
Worf: "Actually..."
It infuriated Jake when his Dad cheated on his low-carb diet.
Worf: "Who forgot the Frank's Red Hot? I put that sh*t on everything!"
Martok: "What's that gizmo?"
Bashir: "I have no idea, but it sure makes me look knowledgeable."
Gowron: "Rats--why don't people understand that if it's my emergency line, it's only for emergencies?"
GOWRON: This tip calculator app sucks. [/QUOTE]
LOL, love it!
Martok: "Suck on her toes, it drives her wild."
Dax: "Hey Now!?"
Martok: "What's that thing do?"
Bashir: "It's telling me you've been with far too many Wild Orion Women and not using protection."
