DS9 Caption Contest #53: Nog: Sisko's Apprentice

[Gary7]

O'Brien: "He's shadowing me again, is that right Jake?"
Jake: *sigh* "Yes, chief..."
O'Brien: "You'd think with all that extra head room up there, they'd have a bit more intelligence to match."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

O'Brien (sighs): "Okay, so you were playing Truth or Dare with Nog and he picked dare. What's any of that got to do with me?
Jake: "I dared him to grab an Irishman's ass then run like hell!"

 

[david lowbridge]

Nog: And Berman says that DS9 will run for another season.
Dax: That's fantastic.
Kira: And that you'll be replaced by a sexier version.

Sisko: Nog I need to know, where's my change from the shopping I sent you out for.
Nog: Rule of acquisition number one: once you have their money never give it back.

Nog: I don't know sir, Martok's missing eye does make him look a little more intimidating.

Nog: Now think chief, which cargo container did you hide those dirty mags you didn't want your wife to find.

Nog listens carefully to Dax inputting her pin code while ordering something off amazon.

 

[Ln X]

A male's Ferengi lobes are not only designed for oomox, they also emit pheromones which entices the females...

Nog: Captain what are you doing?
Sisko: I want my payment.
Nog: I gave you that latinum.
Sisko: I'm not interested in the latinum.
Nog: (gulps...)

Martok: So young Ferengi you are afraid of Worf?
Nog: Y-yes!
Martok: Just say his weiner is microscopic, that'll make him blush!
Worf: You dare to dishonour my name? If you were not a respected general I would disembowel you right here and now!

Nog: Chief, may I tempt with some self-
O'Brien: No I don't want any self-sealing stem bolts!

Nog: Has any one checked the captain's log?
Kira: That's gross!
Nog: What?
Jadzia: Nog that's a chat-up line all yeoman say to their captains. You're not the captain's yeoman are you?

 

[LeadHead]

New contest will be up tonight, feel free to keep submitting captions!

 

[Finn]

Sisko: Jake has been acting weird around you and the other Ferengi. What's going on?

Nog: He fell asleep on the couch while we were watching an old Earth movie. He starting giving me oo-mox.

 

[Isis]

Nog: "You're right. It does say 'Worf was here' on your tonsils."

Miles: "This is the last time I'm going to rescue your tribbles. Next time they nest, it better be in the warp core."

Kira: "No, I wouldn't recommend my new diet. Does it look to you guys like it's working?"

 

[Isis]

Martok: "Actually, when I said 'get me the jumbo shrimp,' this wasn't what I had in mind."

 

[Isis]

Nog: "Would you do me a favor? Next time you have your father's jumbalaya, would you go a little heavier on the mouthwash?"

 

[LeadHead]

New contest is up!

 

[ElimGarak]

Nog and the girls' reaction to news of a new Sex and the City sequel

Nog: It's called a "donkey show", Chief. The holosuite program to end all holosuite programs.

Nog and the girls' reaction to news that there won't be a new Sex and the City sequel.

Cap'n Sisko: Damn it Nog, where did you and that ratfink uncle of yours hide the sybian?! Kasidy won't let me sleep!