DS9 Caption Contest #52: Ezri Dax, Spotted on DS9!

[CorporalCaptain]

Ezri: I miss Jadzia.

Vic: Me, too.

Fontaine: I miss Jadzia.

Dax: Me, too.

 

[Gary7]

Worf: "So... this is your idea of a spa vacation?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Sisko: "Tickle, tickle, tickle"

Esri:" Giggle, giggle giggle" [and moves right leg like a dog being scratched ]

 

[Gary7]

Ezri: "Well, at least they're not in the same cell as us."
Worf: "If I hear another barbershop trio rendition of 'I Love You Truly', I will start singing really bad Klingon opera."
Ezri: (to window) "Guys, please stop it. Please!"

 

[T'Girl]

Vic: So your plan is to create a fanbase that will last decades in one season?
Ezri: Yup.

Vic: "How about just one hyper obsessive fan who bases his online identity upon a early twentieth-first century political commentator?"

Dax: "Whatever works."

Ezri: "I'm the new counsellor... If you have any problems..."
Vic: "Yeah, well it does take me an hour to button up my shirt. That's annoying."

Dax: "Is there anything else it take you an hour to do?"

Vis: "Yeah, and I'd love to show it to you sometime dollface."

Dax: "No thank, I don't actually want to watch you pee."

 

[Rush Limborg]

Vic: So your plan is to create a fanbase that will last decades in one season?
Ezri: Yup.

Vic: "How about just one hyper obsessive fan who bases his online identity upon a early twentieth-first century political commentator?"

Dax: "Whatever works."

Cute...but I'd say Admiral Shran would have something to say about being left out.

(Where is he, anyway...?)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Cute...but I'd say Admiral Shran would have something to say about being left out.

(Where is he, anyway...?)

I'm afraid he's not here anymore, Rush. Apparently, he was banned.

 

[Rush Limborg]

I was afraid of that. *sigh*

In the meantime--it would seem, in his absence, that I AM the #1 Ezri fan on this site. And with that...comes the jests.

C'est la vie, said the ol' folk....

 

[boco]

Pm me if you want to transmit smth to Admiral Shran

 

[Ln X]

Breen interrogator: This is for being one of the worst pairings ever!

Sisko: Don't worry Ezri, I'll protect you from big bad Worf! I'll even write up your reports, comb your hair, clean your quarters and be your personal cousnellor...
Ezri: Is he always this possessive?
Jake: He had a big hidden crush on Jadzia, 'nuff said.

Ezri: Ten bars of latinum, that's my final offer.
Quark: Ten bars? With Jadzia it was only two!
Ezri: Well Jadzia was a man-eating whore! I have a higher taste in men! I'm thinking of dating Julian instead!
Quark: No please! Not that pretty boy! Twenty bars of latinum and you go out with me instead!
Ezri: Deal!

Ezri: Julian do you really need to phaser off that man's mole?
Julian: I hate moles! They remind me of traitors and turncoats!
Ezri: (sighs) You're such an idiot...

Ezri: It's just not going to be the same is it?
Vic: 'Fraid not. Once you start dating the older men, you start doing it for their dimes...
Ezri: It would be nice owning the casino.
Vic: You want a sham marriage?
Ezri: Anything to please you dear...

 

[Ln X]

Cute...but I'd say Admiral Shran would have something to say about being left out.

(Where is he, anyway...?)

I'm afraid he's not here anymore, Rush. Apparently, he was banned.

Admiral Shran was banned? He seemed like a really decent guy! What did he do to deserve this?

 

[Nerys Myk]

I believe it involved using duals.

 

[Ln X]

I was afraid of that. *sigh*

In the meantime--it would seem, in his absence, that I AM the #1 Ezri fan on this site. And with that...comes the jests.

C'est la vie, said the ol' folk....

I like Ezri to! Hell I made her a captain in my fan fic stories!

 

[T'Girl]

Cardassian (os): "How many lights do you see?"

Ezra: "You mean entire panels, or individual squares?"

Worf: "Since I hurt my back, I can't really turn my neck very far."

Cardassian (os): "Ah, never mind."

 

[shivkala]

Worf: Still think the Breen might be dropping us off at Deep Space Nine?

Dax: Well, for all you know they might have, but you had to go mouthing off about them ripping off Return of the Jedi, and, well I can't blame them for turning us over to the Dominion.

 

[Gary7]

Goldie: "What do you get when you string up a Klingon and a Trill?"
** silence **
Goldie: "One hell of a head rush!"
** roar of laugh track **

Worf: "You also get one nasty, angry Klingon that will hunt you to the ends of the universe."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Ezri: There's a lightsaber on the ground. Can you reach it?

Worf: I cannot---What do we do now?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Bashir: "Hah. We caught you now, scum. Trying to smuggle light bulbs into the mirror universe is a crime punishable by death."

Vic: "So, uh.

You made Captain in the books, huh?

Think there's room for ol' Vic to have his own ship, too?"

Ezri: "I wouldn't count on it."

 

[Rush Limborg]

Coming soon to a theater in your universe...

Personally...I think the MU is right up Quentin's alley!

 

[Timelord79 (he/him)]

Coming soon to a theater in your universe...

Personally...I think the MU is right up Quentin's alley!

Win!