DS9 Caption Contest #51: Dukat, Loser of Popularity Contests!

[apenpaap]

Dukat: "I only asked for an omelette; why are Bajorans always so upset about that?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Dukat: "You women always take too long to cook anything! The recipe says to bake it at 300 degrees for 30 minutes? To hell with that! I'll bake it a 3,000 degrees for three minutes!"

 

[Isis]

Dukat: "I love an enthusiastic crowd. Tonight's is great...you're whistling and shouting like the stage is a veritable hotbed of the most odious ilk of fire."

<crowd noises stop>

Dukat: "It's behind me, isn't it?"

 

[Isis]

Kira: "Why does someone always come onto ebay and outbid me at the last minute? That table would have been perfect for my breakfast nook."

Odo's new career as a paparazzo was getting off to a rocky start.

 

[LeadHead]

Dukat: There is no need for concern, Leadhead is trying to repair a minor roof leak and will hopefully begin a new contest by the end of the day.

 

[Finn]

Dukat: There is no need for concern, Leadhead is trying to repair a minor roof leak and will hopefully begin a new contest by the end of the day.

Kira: Damn it! I'm afraid someone else would add a third one me like last week if this isn't closed soon.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Dukat (thinking): Should I tell this idiot human he left the parking brake on?

On second thought, nah...let him sit there thinking he's all badass while he goes nowhere fast.

 

[Ln X]

The voice of Gollum speaking: We wantz our precious caption contests now! We swearz to serve the master of them, with his precious... The precious... But the precious...

 

[Nerys Myk]

DUKAT: Man, humans sure look weird.

 

[LeadHead]

New contest is up! Thanks for your patience!