DS9 Caption Contest #51: Dukat, Loser of Popularity Contests!

[Rush Limborg]

Dukat: "I'm having a Hell of a time with this caption contest!"

 

[Thor Damar]

I've got tons more where that came from.

to wit:

"What's the matter Sisko, my fiery personality getting to you!?"

 

[jespah]

And now, Dukat!

Dax: See, I was right; we're only about fifteen feet from the Food Court.

Kira: Yep! You've been color-blind all these years! Some tailor you are!

Odo: He's even worse in stereo.

Sisko: Dukat, trust me, only puppies look cute when they do the head tilt thing.

Do you know me? I used to be the lead singer of The Crazy World of Arthur Brown!

 

[Nerys Myk]

DUKAT: I'm Gul Dukat and I approve this message.

ODO: Hmmph, That might win him a few primaries, but he's gonna have to move to the center if he want's to win the general.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DUKAT: If it's your mother, let's pretend I'm not here.

 

[Isis]

LeadHead, thanks for the win!

Kira (to self): "On second thought, maybe I should have put on those Depends before I left the station."

 

[Finn]

 

[Ln X]

Damn! That is so subtle you could almost miss it! That would be something for Kira to laugh about!

 

[Bob Karo]

Jadzia: So, where should we order take out?

Dukat: This reminds me of that time when I was running Bajor...

Kira: Oh, for fuck's sake!

Garak: Does everything have to be about The Occupation with you?

 

[Nerys Myk]

JADZIA: I call this meeting of the Non-Humans Club to order.

DUKAT: Wait, what's Bashir doing here?

BASHIR: I'm an augment

GARAK: Right, a genetically advanced "superman". Sometimes its hard to believe.

Garak, Dax, Dukat and Kira begin to snicker

BASHIR: Well I am!!!!!!

 

[MrBorg]

Before we get to the new pictures to caption, I wanted to say sorry for the double winner errors in the last contest. I try to get things right everytime, sometimes I accidentally don't copy/paste correctly. I'll have to remind myself to proofread from time to time.

I thought it was a joke (quite a funny one at that). The last caption was about Weyoun, and hes a clone, and you had clones of the winners. Get it?

 

[boco]

Dukat: When the Pah Wraits light their farts, we have one hell of a show down here!

 

[Ln X]

Kira: You mean you wore a condom everytime?
Dukat: I know! I'm a disgrace to my people!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Dukat, droning ..and I think it is imperative that we establish the rules beforehand. Let there be no dissention! Now. On my ship, when someone lands on Free Parking, they're entitled to the money in the middle of the board...
Bashir: Could we just set up the board and PLAY already?

Dukat: Eh? Eh?
Sisko: Fine. You have a gift for drama, Dukat. Now --
Dukat: Would you say I have a certain FLAIR for it, Benjamin?
Sisko, annoyed: Yes, fine! Can we get on with this final fight? I have a party to return to.
Dukat, disappointed: Honestly, Benjamin, trying to get a compliment from you is like pulling teeth. I worked on this for WEEKS. The effort I went to! And for what?

 

[bobarino]

Dukat: So I'm not hot enough for you eh Adami, so how about now!

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Dukat: Okay, so that's one pepperoni, and one half pepperoni, half mushroom?
Bashir: Just hurry up and order them, Dukat! I'm already starving!

Odo: It almost feels as if Dukat is monitoring us...but how?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Dukat Live At Red Rocks!

 

[Isis]

TFTW, LeadHead!

Sisko: "Hold that thought. I just need a minute to revel in my awesomeness."

 

[apenpaap]

Damar: "What are you waiting for?! Throw it in the fire!"
Dukat: "The ring is mine."
Background music: "Sin eriol natha túr, In úgarnen Mi naurath"

 

[Ln X]

Damar: "What are you waiting for?! Throw it in the fire!"
Dukat: "The ring is mine."
Background music: "Sin eriol natha túr, In úgarnen Mi naurath"

Ha ha! Awesome man! Can so imagine Dukat saying that!