DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Here)

[Deranged Nasat]

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^ Jumping to Ezri's defence, of course

No-one's firing Ezri when Rush is around .

 

[Rush Limborg]

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Well--that, and...as that episode with the "three vipers" makes clear...insults are a Cardassian method of flirtation....

 

[Deranged Nasat]

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Well--that, and...as that episode with the "three vipers" makes clear...insults are a Cardassian method of flirtation....

D'oh! That went totally over my head.

I fail Cardassian lore tonight, it seems .

 

[PKTrekGirl]

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Irony?

Girls, girls, you're both pretty ... can we retract the claws and get back to the contest now?

Well, to be fair, there seems to be three of us, so..."both" doesn't seem to be an accurate term.


Still...

Disgusted with the unfortunate and regrettable turn events had taken, the more sensable posters sought to initiate the final solution....



I apologize for nothing.

I seriously think this is the first time in my decade as a mod that I received a NM on the Caption This Contest.

Well, okay...maybe that's perhaps not true...and I see that you guys seemed to have moved on like good Niners...so I won't suck any joy here other than to say that in future, all involved really need to keep in mind that the Caption This threads are joke threads, pretty much. So let's keep it light. Not personal.

In short, if you are getting into an argument in a 'Caption This' thread, you're not doin' it right.

 

[Rush Limborg]

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^Thanks, boss!

(Of course, I've done my best to keep it light, myself. I don't have a clue as to why my post was quoted....)

 

[Gary7]

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Well--that, and...as that episode with the "three vipers" makes clear...insults are a Cardassian method of flirtation....

Heh, I'd forgotten about that. Made the caption all the funnier. Thanks!

 

[Rush Limborg]

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^No problem, brother!

 

[Rush Limborg]

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Hmm...

As they waited eagerly for the next contest--or at least the next wave of captions--the participants resolved to do whatever was convenient to pass the time....

 

[Thor Damar]

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"Agent Bashir, where are the next captions? Our secret plan to distract the masses via the medium of running jokes bad puns and forced internet memes depends greatly on this weekly contest. Answer me Agent 007!"

"Sorry sir I left it in the capable hands of our mutual friend Mr Garak here..."

"Ah, my dear doctor...I've decided to delay the contest after this week's unorthodox display."

"I see..."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

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"Maybe if the caption contest shows up - unharmed and not too severely traumatized - within the next few days, we can convince LeadHead to do Dukat this time? How about that, Garak?"

"Tempting, Doctor, tempting..."

 

[phenyx2]

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Next time, Buckaroo, you're gonna hit that home run.

i found this one so simple but so effective. Very funny.

 

[Isis]

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The runabout had more back seat drivers than there were back seats.

 

[Isis]

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Ezri: "Cheer up." <brief pause> "I'm sure your team will do better in the Superbowl next year."

Person facing Sisko: "This one'll do, but I really prefer the runabout at DisneyWorld."

 

[LeadHead]

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Hello there! New contest is up!