DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Here)

[TheGodBen]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

Since you seem to have a problem with some of the jokes being done, could you please give us a list of the ones we are and aren't allowed to do.

You're not allowed to do jokes about Bajorans laying eggs, those are too weird, apparently. Speaking of which, those with good taste should look away now...

BASHIR: Table for three please, Dr Baltar.
GARAK: Major, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but you appear to have dropped an egg on the floor.
KIRA: Oh good, a free appetiser.

 

[Ln X]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

(sighs) It all started with that sexual repression gaff...

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

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Since you seem to have a problem with some of the jokes being done, could you please give us a list of the ones we are and aren't allowed to do.

Shucks! A bit sensitive, aren't we?

Irony?

Girls, girls, you're both pretty ... can we retract the claws and get back to the contest now?

 

[boco]

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Julian: My name is Bond, James Bond..
Guy: Never heard of you, I can't let you in
Kira: What?You can forget about having sex tonight..
Garak: Don't count on me to get it, Bond!

 

[Rush Limborg]

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[throwing a hissy fit]

Since you seem to have a problem with some of the jokes being done, could you please give us a list of the ones we are and aren't allowed to do.

Shucks! A bit sensitive, aren't we?

Irony?

Girls, girls, you're both pretty ... can we retract the claws and get back to the contest now?

Well, to be fair, there seems to be three of us, so..."both" doesn't seem to be an accurate term.


Still...

Disgusted with the unfortunate and regrettable turn events had taken, the more sensable posters sought to initiate the final solution....



I apologize for nothing.

 

[Gary7]

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The 2nd annual Jem'Hadar scavenger hunt was a bust for Garak and Nog, who took a wrong turn and got captured. They didn't realize in this hunt that the winner gets to live and everyone else...

Kira: "He's a pretty good likeness, don't you think?"
Julian: "Like me? Ha! He looks nothing like me, right Garak?"
Garak: "I refuse to participate in this nonsense."

 

[LeadHead]

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I apologize for nothing.

Jem'Hadar: LeadHead says if you apologize for everything you can live.

Rush Limborg: NEVER!

 

[Rush Limborg]

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*Takes a bow*

 

[AdmiralGarak]

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[Nerys Myk]

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^brilliant

 

[Deranged Nasat]

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^brilliant

Agreed.

 

[Rush Limborg]

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Dittos. Guess I'm a bit of a know-nothing on internet animation, but--how the heck do you do that, anyways?

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

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Dude, the windshield wiper thing has gotta win. I mean, there's gotta be a new award made for something that awesome. Preferably an award named in its honor.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

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Dittos. Guess I'm a bit of a know-nothing on internet animation, but--how the heck do you do that, anyways?

I use Microsoft gif animator. It's free, and basically just creates a slide show. I don't really know anything more advanced than adding a bunch of pictures, changing their order, and adjusting how long to show each picture.

 

[Captain Crow]

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[everyone whistling "Colonel Bogey March"]

[everyone singing "Heigh-Ho"]

 

[Mistral]

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Thanks for the Runabout!

"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go..."

 

[Thor Damar]

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Ezri: "Whoa Garak, that's a sharp suit you're wearing today!"

Garak: "Why thank you my dear. You are a young lady of impeccable taste and refinement."

Some times even Garak has a nice day...

 

[Nerys Myk]

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EZRI: Hey Garak. Hey Garak. Are you sleeping?

GARAK: I was.

 

[Gary7]

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Ezri: "Mmmmm... nice material."
Garak: "How dare you touch me! What are you, some kind of pervert?"
Ezri: "Oh, I'm sorr--"
Garak: "Major Kira! I want you to fire this woman, immediately."

 

[Rush Limborg]

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Ezri: "Mmmmm... nice material."
Garak: "How dare you touch me! What are you, some kind of pervert?"
Ezri: "Oh, I'm sorr--"
Garak: "Major Kira! I want you to fire this woman, immediately."

Ezri: Hey! Paranoid, aren't we?
Kira: (offscreen) Get a life, Garak! She's not into you, all right?