DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Here)

[Rush Limborg]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

Well, it kinda read as if Myk was repeating the "Ezri looks like boy" nonsense....

 

[Gary7]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

Thanks for the selection, Leadhead.

Miles: "Hey, look out Nog!"
Nog: "I see them, but we've got the right of way!"
Dax: "Is that an Enterprise shuttle, about to race a Ferengi shuttle?"
Nog: "This I gotta see."
Miles: "Nog..."

Nog: "Well, what do you think? Should we help 'em out?"
Miles: "I have no idea what's going on. Are they about to fight, or is the little pod trying to rescue the guy?"
Dax: "I say let's place a wager. Who's in?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

Well, it kinda read as if Myk was repeating the "Ezri looks like boy" nonsense....
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Relax, cupcake. It's a joke.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

Here's a trope/joke breakdown

Ezri-Boyish
Garak-Gay
Bashir-Also Gay
Obrien-Henpecked
Keiko-Shrew
Sisko-Bad Mother...

 

[Rush Limborg]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

Well, it kinda read as if Myk was repeating the "Ezri looks like boy" nonsense....
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Relax, cupcake. It's a joke.

Quite true. The problem is...the tropes/jokes on the list...get old far too quickly:

Ezri: Garak...do you ever find yourself haunted by something?

Garak: Yes. By these infernal caption contests.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

Another trope. The characters complaining about the contests!

 

[Rush Limborg]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

^Ah! But here's the difference:

Breaking The Fourth Wall...is a classic!

The others are just...wierd.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

^Ah! But here's the difference:

Breaking The Fourth Wall...is a classic!

The others are just...wierd.

Nah, they are classics as well. Many a movie/TV show/skit has been built around them.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

C3PO: See, I told you we were lost!

R2 beeps and whistles

C3PO: No, I will not ask them for directions!

 

[Rush Limborg]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

^Ah! But here's the difference:

Breaking The Fourth Wall...is a classic!

The others are just...wierd.

Nah, they are classics as well. Many a movie/TV show/skit has been built around them.

Ah...I don't recall Gay Garak or Boyish-Ezri being the focus of a movie or TV show....

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

^Ah! But here's the difference:

Breaking The Fourth Wall...is a classic!

The others are just...wierd.

Nah, they are classics as well. Many a movie/TV show/skit has been built around them.

Ah...I don't recall Gay Garak or Boyish-Ezri being the focus of a movie or TV show....

Come on, you have to know what I mean.

 

[Captain Crow]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

Garak: You know, you remind me of someone I fell madly in love with in college.

Ezri: What was her name.

Garak: George.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

^And...those two tropes again....

Nah, they are classics as well. Many a movie/TV show/skit has been built around them.

Ah...I don't recall Gay Garak or Boyish-Ezri being the focus of a movie or TV show....

Come on, you have to know what I mean.

You said "They", implying the tropes on your list.

 

[sojourner]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

Garak: You know, there's an old Vulcan proverb, "Not all races keep their genitals in the same place".

Ezri: What? I don't.... EWWWWWWW!

 

[Captain Crow]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

[throwing a hissy fit]

Since you seem to have a problem with some of the jokes being done, could you please give us a list of the ones we are and aren't allowed to do.

 

[Gary7]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

Where'd the fun go?

Time to go track down Zippy. He'll know...

 

[Skywalker]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

Garak: "I don't know, Ezri. This caption contest just isn't the same anymore."
Ezri: "Don't worry, Garak. It'll get fun again. You'll see."

 

[Rush Limborg]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

[throwing a hissy fit]

Since you seem to have a problem with some of the jokes being done, could you please give us a list of the ones we are and aren't allowed to do.

Shucks! A bit sensitive, aren't we?

 

[boco]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

Nana: I'm pregnant..
Alex: Wow, how.. no, don't tell me how.. oh,boy.hm..
Andy: I don't think these lines were in the script.

They just wend round and round in circles for days..and this because they were all meale, and didn't wanna stop to ask the locals for directions...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #48: Garak, (Insert Occupation of the Week Her

[throwing a hissy fit]

Since you seem to have a problem with some of the jokes being done, could you please give us a list of the ones we are and aren't allowed to do.

Shucks! A bit sensitive, aren't we?

Irony?