DS9 Caption Contest #45: Julian Bashir, Secret Agent, Has Returned.

[Schistocerca]

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Julian : So......it WAS a pistol in your pocket! But are you still pleased to see me?

 

[Schistocerca]

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Kira: Ha ha ha ha
Jadzia: Ha ha ha ha
Julian: Ha ha ha ha
O'Brians voice on coms: Hi guys, just found out some half wit has hooked up the nitrous oxide instead of the oxygen to life support. Guys. Guys. Can you hear me guys?

 

[Schistocerca]

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BASHIR: What do I think? Well when I stand with my weight on this hip I think we should attack the Jem Hadar ship like big butch men. But when I stand with my weight on this hip I think we should run away from the Jem Hadar ship like cowardly custards. So basically what I am trying to say is, that I am blind drunk (hic)!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

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Bashir:What do I think? Well when I stand with my weight on this hip I think we should attack the Jem Hadar ship like big butch men. But when I stand with my weight on this hip I think we should run away from the Jem Hadar ship like cowardly custards. So basically what I am trying to say is, that I am blind drunk (hic)!!!

Worf: As I warned you, Doctor...never partake in a prolonged drinking bout of bloodwine with a master.

Bashir: I'll keep thhhhat in mine, nexth time....
(Topples over)

Worf: Good.

 

[Gary7]

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Julian: "Hey, what's with the balloons?"
Dax & Kira: "Happy Birthday, Julian!!"

Sisko: "Your corsage, Julian. You left it in the bathroom."

O'Brien: "Tell me where it is or I'm gonna carve you up, like a rump roast!"
Julian: "Miles, that's a beautiful dagger. Can I buy it from you?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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O'BRIEN: I luuuv you maaan.

BASHIR (thinking) What did we drink...what did we do... how will I explain this to Garak?

 

[Isis]

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Bashir: "So I take it the aspirin didn't help?"

 

[Isis]

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The rest of the crew hated it when Bashir forced them to have a '60s dance night.

 

[Gary7]

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It was his 40th birthday. And so Jadzia decided to give him a birthday present he wouldn't soon forget.

 

[Isis]

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O'Brien: "Doctor, this hand's been bothering me lately."

Bashir: "Well, many would question your inability to wait until morning, that you had to barge in here and wake me up from a sound sleep after I'd been triaging for 48 hours straight. But I've never been one to simply run with the crowd...now, I'll run confirmatory tests of course, but I'm 99% sure I'll have to amputate."

<brief cause>

Bashir: "Any other medical complaints while you're here?"

 

[Isis]

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Nerys (OS): "Hey Bashir, the 23rd Century just called. It wants its Captain Kirk impersonation back."

 

[LeadHead]

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Sisko: We will NOT watch Football!

 

[Skywalker]

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Sisko: We will NOT watch Football!

Bashir: "Alright, how about soccer then?"
Sisko: "Sure, I don't see why--hey, wait a second!"

 

[Gary7]

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Sisko: "Julian... that bow tie of yours. It's a clip-on, isn't it?"
... as he yanks it off his collar.

 

[Rush Limborg]

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Sisko: "Julian... that bow tie of yours. It's a clip-on, isn't it?"
... as he yanks it off his collar.

Tie explodes--Sisko's knocked flat.

Bashir: Explosive reaction....

 

[LeadHead]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #45: Julian Bashir, Secret Agent, Has Returned

^ I like that but I've got my own take on it...

Sisko: "Julian... that bow tie of yours. It's a clip-on, isn't it?"
... as he yanks it off his collar.

Sisko is electrocuted by the tie.

Bashir: Shocking...

 

[Saturn0660]

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Man oh man, if these bitches only knew what i just did.

 

[Saturn0660]

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Don't mind the dog in the chair.. I'M in charge here.

 

[Mistral]

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Thanks for the win!

Siddig: "You gotta admit, putting the restroom on the shuttle mock-up moon roof was a great idea!"

 

[Mistral]

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Bashir: *sigh* "We're barely moving!"

Worf: "The 405 is murder this time of day."