DS9 Caption Contest #40: Nobody Messes With The Sisko!

[Nerys Myk]

DR NOAH: To hell with waiting the "amazing" make over, I'm gonna go for the Pretty Ugly Girl as is!

 

[Rush Limborg]

DR NOAH: To hell with waiting the "amazing" make over, I'm gonna go for the Pretty Ugly Girl as is!

PROF. BARE: But, Doctor...how can an Ugly Girl be Pretty?

 

[Gary7]

Sisko: "It's just two orders of Fettuccine Alfredo and a bottle of Chianti '47. How much longer do we have to wait?"
Bashir: "And the bread. There's still no bread!"

 

[Isis]

Worf: "Kiss me, you fool."

Odo: "Sorry but the feng shui in this room isn't quite right."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DR NOAH: To hell with waiting the "amazing" make over, I'm gonna go for the Pretty Ugly Girl as is!

PROF. BARE: But, Doctor...how can an Ugly Girl be Pretty?

DR NOAH: Take off your glasses and shake loose your hair. I'll cue up some sexy music and show you.

 

[Finn]

Brooks: ...then the death ray will kill Captaim Proton

Behr: Wait a minute! This is a Voyager script....

Brooks: Thank god! Because the other one had Q in bed with me.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Odo: I refuse to stand here and listen to this. You know that in any caption contest there's at least one Home Shopping Network joke. Well I'm not buying!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

How Trekkies logged onto bulletin boards back in the 80s.

 

[Kolrad]

Bolian Admiral: ...and those are your orders, Captain.

Sisko: Is that so?

Bolian Admiral: It is so. I am, after all, an Admiral. At Starfleet Academy. Definitely not just standing behind a window in the same room as you.

Odo: Are you two quite done? I spend all weekend putting together a puppet show, and suddenly everyone thinks he's a comedian.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Evil Doctor Sisko: "Now, I launch my missiles, and a few minutes from now, Washington and Moscow will be destroyed! That's assuming, of course, that those targeting coordinates are correct..."

 

[Isis]

Sisko and Jadzia might have done OK with their pizza delivery business, except they set the bar too high when they promised delivery anywhere on Earth within 15 minutes.

Ever since he read The Godfather, Sisko wanted to be struck by the thunderbolt. When it finally happened, it was a real let-down.

 

[Gary7]

Sisko: "Ooooooo, look at that ring. Now that's what I call bling!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Cal Hudson: You can see that Captain Sisko has been replaced by an impostor. This particular race has their heart located in their right man-boob.

Kira: Prophets, will they ever stop with the titty jokes?

 

[Gary7]

Sisko: "Dr. No could never bring it."
Dax: "Bring it?"
Sisko: "I've got soul. James Bond is gonna get owned real fast."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sisko: "Dr. No could never bring it."
Dax: "Bring it?"
Sisko: "I've got soul. James Bond is gonna get owned real fast."

Dax: "Yaphet Kotto already tried that. Didn't work."

 

[Rush Limborg]

Sisko: "Dr. No could never bring it."
Dax: "Bring it?"
Sisko: "I've got soul. James Bond is gonna get owned real fast."

Dax: "Yaphet Kotto already tried that. Didn't work."

Sisko: "Well, yeah. But I ain't Yaphet Kotto."

 

[Nerys Myk]

ODO: Hrumph,you said we could watch Benson.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Sisko: So, how long until the next contest is set up?

Worf: No clue.

 

[Isis]

Sisko: "Yes, Quark, I do need change back."

Quark (OS): "But what about my tip?"

Sisko: "Actually, I do have one for you...get out of the restaurant business."

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko: Do you know where LeadHead is?

Worf: He'll be in this afternoon to set up a new contest and begs our forgiveness.