DS9 Caption Contest #4: What are you looking at?

[Mistral]

Vreenak: "I brought my pe-encil! Gimme something to write on!"

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Second: Kira: "Oh, we have got to get better clothes!"

Third: Bashier: "Put the camera down."

 

[Kirby]

Vreenak: This is the third one of these that I have pee'd on and I still have no idea if my wife is pregnant!

 

[Nerys Myk]

VREENAK: Who switched my shampoo with Preparation H?

 

[Finn]

Miles: You think that looks silly. You should see what Bashir did to Quark.

Scotty: (offscreen) I hope that laddie makes it up there with the ring. We can't take any more, Capt'n!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Bashir: Right foot in, right foot out, do the hokey pokey and shake it all about --- thank goodness for these genetically enhanced reflexes.

O'Brien: Sorry again about the nose. Just -- don't tell Keiko how you got it?

All your forged data rods are belong to ussssssss.

 

[LeadHead]

Vreenak: It's REEEEEAAAAALLLLL!

Sisko: Don't mess with "Far Beyond The Stars."

 

[Marie1]

Narrator: The demise of society and culture all started with a series of films called Twilight...

Win!!!

 

[Mistral]

Vreenak: "I have the Iocaine powder right here!"

Sisko(OS): "Bring it on!"