DS9 Caption Contest #4: What are you looking at?

[LeadHead]

Hello there Ladies and Gents! Time for a new caption contest, but first, we must see who are the Honorable Victors of last weeks contest?

For making a proper Public Service Announcement:

Friends don't let other friends drive space stations drunk.

For making this line finally work...

Admiral Chekov (off camera): "She has vonderful muscles."

Worf (off camera): "Keep your hands where I can see them, Davy Jones."

For telling us what Jake was actually up to during all those episodes where he was MIA

Quark: Jake, that steamy Andorian mystery you wrote has got a helluva turnover. These Starfleet types really love the blue eh..you know. Can you write Bolians?

For revealing that they put their money into the Armor and Weapons systems and wouldn't spring for anything else that was high tech:

DAX: O'Brien, get up on the roof and wiggle the antenna a bit

Gotta love a great running Gag:

Helm: "Approaching the Magic Eye nebula, sir. I think I can make out the Dominion fleet."
Navigator: "Nah, it's just a couple of dolphins."

"It's a sailboat!"

DATA (over comm): It is clearly a bunny rabbit.

And for reminding me that Babylon 5 is finally up Netflix Instant Watch, our photoshop winner is:

DAX: What else is on? This is a dumb concept for a TV show.

Congratulations to all our winners!

And now, this is a picture I've been wanting to see this group of captioners go after for awhile:

 

[LeadHead]

Vreenak: It's MAC FORMATTED!

O'Brien: For the last time, I'm sorry. I thought you were about to attack me.

Kira: Fine, but why hit me in the nose?

O'Brien: Wanted to see if it would make you look human.

Alexander Siddig: Wait, Avery! Let me get into this scene. Terry and I can do a little flirting scene or something.

Avery Brooks: Cut!

Narrator: The demise of society and culture all started with a series of films called Twilight...

 

[bullethead]

Vreenak: I don't know how you got these pictures of me at that Orion brothel... but we have a deal. I'll get the Senate to vote for war.
Sisko: Thank you Senator. Now if you'll excuse me, Starfleet is going to award the Christopher Pike medal to my dick!

O'Brien: Did you do something to your nose?

In a desperate ratings ploy, Bashir's talk show took it to the streets, confusing the hapless citizens of Deep Space 9.

In the grim darkness of fanboyism, there is only war.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRA: The first rule of Fight Club, is you do not talk about Fight Club.

BASHIER: Good targ....nice little targ....

DAX: This can't end well.

Meh, I've been to better raves.

 

[Mistral]

O'Brien: "What-"

Kira: "I don't want to talk about it. And, uh, if you could just eject the contents of Cargo Bay #6 without asking too many questions...and ignore the screams."

 

[TerokNor]

Vreenak: OMG! THAT´S UNBELIEVABLE!!!
OS: Everybody turns around and stares expecting.
Vreenak: It has the same colour than my eyes! See?

O´Brien: Newest fashion trend on Bajor, Major? Cute!

TerokNor

 

[Bones2]

Vreenak: "IT'S A CAAAAAKE!"

Director: "Cut. Ready second take."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Vreenak: "IT'S A CAAAAAKE!"

Director: "Cut. Ready second take."

Vreenak: "ANOTHER TAAAAAKE!?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Vreenak: "It's a taaaaampon!"

Kira: "The next time zone is... the early twenty-first century... Do you think we'll blend like this?"
O'Brien: "You may as well take the plaster off, they were all a bunch of collagen enhanced botoxed freaks in this time. They'll just think you had an operation go wrong."

Bashir: "Now now, you might want to consider putting your clothes back on. The other patrons are getting concerned. Look, let the good Doctor take you in hand, I'll be gentle, promise."
Dax: "Jeez, who'd have thought Kai Winn was such a bad drunk!?"

The Rebellion celebrations turned nasty when Yoda forgot to blow out his candles, and the cake was incinerated.

 

[Isis]

Sisko (OS): "Hey, Vreenak, you're too late. The Fourth of July was last weekend."

Kira: "This Breathe Right won't come off. O'Brien, I told you Crazy Glue would be overkill."

 

[SRFX]

Star Trek Online: 24th Century Edition

 

[Gepard]

"PENDING A DETAILED SPECTROSCOPIC ANALYSIS OF THE COMPONENT CHEMICALS IN THE DATA ROD MATRIX AND CROSS-REFERENCING THEM WITH A LIST OF KNOWN FEDERATION SYNTHETIC COMPOUNDS, AND GIVEN THE INCRIMINATING NATURE OF THE DATA CONTAINED HEREIN AND HOW IT WOULD AFFECT THE OUTCOME OF THE WAR IN THE FEDERATION'S FAVOR, I CAN SAY WITH REASONABLE CERTAINTY THAT I QUEEEEEEEESTION ITS AUTHENTIIIIICIIIITYYYYYY!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

FREEEEEBIIIRD!!!!!!!

 

[Bones2]

Bashir: "...of course, the Cardassians weren't very happy about their ship being destroyed by the Maquis, so Sisko and Dukat have taken a shuttle to..."
Dax: "When I told him about the concept of breaking the fourth wall, it was supposed to warn him off it..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Nite Owl: "It's a FAAAAAAKE!"

Gang member: "Ah to hell with it; just kill the old geezer!"

Kira: "A rice-picker? That was the best you could come up with?"

O'Brien: "It's...it's worked before, damn it!"

Bashir: "Okay, make nice, give us the ray gun."

Standing guy in foreground: "They say the courage of Men will fail..."

Sisko: "Oh, shut up and stab the motherfucker already!"

 

[Admiral Shran]

Vreenak: "IT'S A CAAAAAKE!"

Director: "Cut. Ready second take."

Vreenak: "ANOTHER TAAAAAKE!?"

Brooks (OS): And do it for REAAAAAL this time!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Vreenak: "IT'S A CAAAAAKE!"

Director: "Cut. Ready second take."

Vreenak: "ANOTHER TAAAAAKE!?"

Brooks (OS): And do it for REAAAAAL this time!

Vreenak: "THIS RUNNING JOKE IS GIVING ME A HEADAAAAAACHE!"

 

[Skywalker]

Bashir: "Aha! I've got you now, you little bastards!"
Dax: "Julian, what--?"
Bashir: "Quiet, Jadzia! You'll scare them away again."
Dax: "Who?"
Bashir: "The viewers! They all ran off after Miles flashed his flabby moobs. It took me three episodes to find them all again!"

Vreenak: "Anyone want a Pez?"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Vreenak: "WANNA PLAY SOME QUAAAAAAKE!?"
Sisko: "IT'S A DEEEEEEAL!"
Vreenak: "I WAS TALKING TO JAAAAAAAKE!"
Sisko: "I FEEL LIKE A THIRD WHEEEEEEEL!"

Bashir (baby talk): "Whose a ticklish Nausicaan? You're a ticklish Nausicaan!"

Sisko forgot all about baseball when he discovered Brockian Ultra-Cricket.

 

[Rat Boy]

Vreenak: "It's a faaaaaaaaaaaaake!"

Lt. Elaine Benes (off camera): "You're right; it is a fake."

Sisko (off camera): "Oh for crying out loud!"

Lt. Elaine Benes (off camera): "I can't help it; it's like he's a Sven-jolly."