Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon #164: Now in HD!

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! Given the long time this contest has been awaiting some winners, as the original person running this contest, I'm jumping in to judge winners from the long running #163 and setting up #164. I am not taking over permanently, this ship needs a new Captain and I hope someone will take the reigns.



At long last...

Because of the large number of entries over the length of the contest, each photo shall have 3 winners.

First up to the plate, we have the "Whoa! Calm down Dax!" Award, going to: @Bry_Sinclair for:

Dax: Locking phasers and quantum torpedoes!



Next, we have the "Family Vacation" Award, going to @Triskelion for:

Dax: Earth. The cradle of mankind. The heart of the Federation. The hope for peace in the galaxy.
<a phaser blasts in the distance>
Dax: Roll 'em up!


Next, we have the "Giant Probes want to know" Award, going to @bolak for:

Dax: Aww what a cute planet! Does it have any whales?



Next, we have the "That's gonna take some serious software..." Award, going to @Smellincoffee for:

Avery Brooks: It's the year 2024, but where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars! I don't see any flying cars. Why? Why? WHY?
(Brooks on flying cars)



Next, we have the "Just let him go next" Award, going to @Sareesataka for:

Sisko: What do you mean, "Take a number?" I'm next in line! Any objections?!



Next, we have the "At least he didn't say "Frisco'" Award, going to @IMC Headquarters for:

BENJAMIN: The name's Sisko. San-Fran Sisko.



Next, we have the "Reasonable Question" Award, going to @Laura Cynthia Chambers for:

Woman: "Have you ever given blood before?"
Bashir: "To whom?"



Next, we have the "Triggering no matter what year this contest is judged" Award, going to @Triskelion for:

Worker: Before we find you jobs, can you tell me if you have any qualifications or skills?
Sisko: I can captain a space station.
Bashir: I can practice exomedicine.
Worker: No, I mean for real.
Sisko: I can cook a mean jambalaya gumbo with nothing but a pepper and a cat.
Bashir: I can recreate the battle of Santa Ana with office supplies.
Worker: Congress it is.



Next, we have the "Paperless society, what a laugh." Award, going to @Mojochi for:

Bashir: Our papers? Don't you people already have enough papers?



Next, we have the "What did you expect?" Award, going to @DrBob for:

Dax: Your planet's literally a shithole.
Sisko: No shit.
Dax: Yes, shit! Everywhere!



Next, we have the "O'BRIEN!!!!!!!" Award, going to @IMC Headquarters for:

"Worst. Transporter. Ever."



Next, we have the "Maybe you've been spending too much time on mushrooms..." Award, going to @tharpdevenport for:

Sisko: "What did you find?"

Dax: "Two Italian plumbers who said they were trying to rescue a princess held captive in a castle."



Next, we have the "You're not supposed to know that yet" award, going to @Nerys Myk for:

BASHIR: Well?
SISKO: Pretty good. But you misspelled a word.
BASHIR: I do that to hide the fact I'm an Augment.
SISKO: What?
BASHIR: What?



Next, we have the "And the nominees are:" Award, going to @JirinPanthosa for:

BASHIR: You're a holy figure for the Bajorans. You're the station commander and chief strategist on the most important outpost of the next war. And now, you're a historical figure who died to make people feel empathy for poor people again.
SISKO: What is this?
BASHIR: I nominated you for "The most interesting man in the galaxy".



Next, we have the "Pwetty Please" Award, going to @Laura Cynthia Chambers for:

Julian Bashir assumes the standard position specified for all personnel submitting requisition forms. Failure to elicit sufficient sympathy results in immediate refusal.

 

[LeadHead]

3 photoshop awards!



First, @Herbert:





Second, @Nerys Myk:

DAX: What the?

DAX: Oops. I had on the 23rd Century filter.



Third, @Qonundrum:

///2 hours later...

The So Much Win! Award, goes to @thapdevenport for:

Sisko: "Hold it right there..."

Random Tim Curry Character: "This is the concierge, sir."

Sisko: "I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the turbolift. You was here last night, too, wasn't ya?"

Random Tim Curry Character: "Yes, sir. I was."

Sisko: "You was here. And you were smoochin' with my son."

Random Tim Curry Character: "I'm afraid you're mistaken, Commander."

Sisko: "Don't give me that -- you've been smoochin' with everybody! Quark, Odo, Julian, Keiko, Morn..."

Sisko: "...O'Brien, Worf, Dax, Rom -- I could go on forever!"

Random Tim Curry Character: "I'm terribly sorry, Commander, but I'm afraid you're mistaken."

Sisko: "All right, I believe ya. But my tommy gun don't. Get down on your knees and tell me I'm The Sisko."

Random Tim Curry Character: Gets down on his knees and shakes his head, "You're The Sisko!"

Sisko: "You gotta do better than that!"

Random Tim Curry Character: Gets down on his knees and shakes his head, "You're THE SISKO!"

Sisko: "Maybe I'm off my latest Orb experience, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you until the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down Kettrecel White flushin' carcus out my door! One... two..."

 

[LeadHead]

We're filling up the landing pads this time with 6 Shiny New Runabouts!

@JirinPanthosa:

DAX: Hey, if it's this easy to get in through the sewers how come nobody uses it to get out?


@Mr Soak:

Sisko: Are the numbers behind me the time or the date? Don't wait for the translation, answer me NOW!


@Mr. Laser Beam:

Sisko: KLINGON, motherfucker! Do you SPEAK it?!?


@TrickyDickie:

Sisko: "Remember when Scotty said 'Up your Shaft' ? Well, that's exactly what I'm doing. You can call me John...."


@IMC Headquarters:

"Strike three! You're OUT!"


@bolak:

Sisko: I have come here to chew ass and kick bubblegum.. uh... and I'm.. uh.. all outta ass? Oh just get out of the way.

Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to our winners! Thanks to the release of the "What We Left Behind" documentary, we have some images to work with in HD. FOr those of you wondering when the next contests in other forums will be happening, TOS will have a new contest in the next few days, Movies I-X shortly after that and the next TNG by the end of next week. Enjoy the new contest!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Avery Brooks: Isn't it nice to wear comfortable clothes for a change?

Nicole De Boer: Speak for yourself.

Quark: Crap, they saw that the Saurian Brandy and Aldeberan Whiskey are the same drink.

Female Shapeshifter: They're living in a virtual world of the Earth year 2020.

Kira: You're pure @#$%ing evil!

Worf: Martok, you'd better not still be here...

Kira: I'm never ordering raktajino from that replicator again!

Bashir wasn't great at keeping Medical records confidential. Leeta soon informed half the station about Garak's [REDACTED]

 

[Herbert]

Dax: I don't think that's the correct way to limbo

@LeadHead thanks for the win

 

[Herbert]

Leeta: Julian, it's time for bed
Julian: Not now, there's a problem on the internet
Julian: <pauses and then looks up> I feel like a 21st century meme.
Leeta: <confused> A what?

 

[Herbert]

Worf: Like shooting fish in a barrel, General. Like shooting fish in a barrel

 

[Herbert]

Holosuitin', like a boss!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Niners Everywhere: Release DS9 in HD! Please!
CBS: ...

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Sisko: When we get home, Kasidy, remind me to pay the babysitter.
Yates: You got a babysitter for Jake?
Sisko: I can't let him get into trouble. He's just a boy.
Nog: Jake's my age.
Sisko: What if he got into the liquor!
Nog: He[s an adult. We hang out at my father's bar all the time.
Kira: We're going to a 20th century casino. Things might get a little R-rated.
Nog: But he's a man. he can see all kinds of movies.
Bashir: You know, captain, has Jake been keeping up with his shots?
Nog: Jake's an adult. He has a job.
Sisko: It's a good thing they wrote him out of this episode. It could corrupt a little boy.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Thank you for the wins, LeadHead!

Can't wait to take my shiny new Runabout for a spin!

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Chase: What are you reading?
Sid: Fan scripts submitted to my fan group, Sid City. Some of them are really fascinating, exploring things like Garak's sexuality and whether or not he and Bashir had a relationship.
Chase: Are you acting them out?
Sid: Yes. I've had Andy, Cirroc, Nana and Armin helping out. Even my son is invovled. I'm looking over the next script right now. There might even be a part for you.
Chase: Any chance it is a starship captain?
Sid: No, it's a dabo girl.
Chase: I really don't want to play Leeta again.
Sid: It's not Leeta. It's Marda.
Chase: Jake's girlfriend?
Sid: yes. Cirroc specifically requested you.
Chase: That seems a little strange.
Sid: Oh, it won't be. By the way, the two of you need to do the scenes together. Have you been tested for coronavirus? And Cirroc recommends loose clothing.
Chase: Pass.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

SISKO: Alright everyone, let's take a break from saving the Federation from centuries of fascism to save our made up lounge singer friend from a genre based portrayal of the mafia!

FERENGI: Wait...someone's actually here. Everyone! Someone's here! The caption contest is back!

ODO: You mean there really were caption contests all this time and we were just in a simulation?

MARTOK: Sometimes I think the only reason we ended the war with the Federation is how much alien girls have the hots for us.

DAX: Did the beam vaporize anyone?
KIRA: Only the nameless crewman.
DAX: Good, so nobody was hurt.

LEETA: Hey Doc, got any time to do creepy doctor-patient roleplay flirting?
BASHIR: Sorry, I have an actual attractive misunderstood sick woman to flirt with.

 

[Triskelion]

T4TWs Leadhead! Now there's something I haven't said in a loooong time! What the heck I can give it a try:

Sisko: Thanks for coming with me to my high school reunion, guys. Now remember, talk me up believably or you're all fired.
Kassidy: If you really want to impress them, Emissary, why not turn the punch into wine.
O'Brien <shakes whiskey flask>: Way ahead of ya.

Captioners? Rom, hide the good stuff! We can finally unload the rest of the Kanar!

Odo: I'll get the carbonitalator.
Kira: Hurry before they wake up

Worf: Whoa girl, you puttin' on a few
Martok: Slow to impulse Worf, that's how I lost my eye

Dax: I told you that mooning was against Station rules!
Kira: Still worth it! Shapeshift this, Odo!

Bashir: I'll have the chicken breasts
Leeta: HEY BUB
Bashir: No I mean - literally, I want to order the chicken, and preferably the white meat not the drumsticks nor wings
Leeta: Oh, well my bad -
Bashir: Thanks T*ts.

 

[Nerys Myk]

QUARK: Damn it, Garak slipped out with out paying the bill again!!!!

KIRA: Oh look, my shoe's untied...

MARTOK: Get a room!

LEETA: Give up, Bashir.
BASHIR: No, I will figure out what you see in Rom. I've an augmented brain. I can solve this!

SISKO: If this doesn't get up the group costume contest win at GalactiCon 3375, nothing will.
NOG: I still say we should have gone as the Avengers.

 

[Drob]

Tftw LeadHead!

Martok: Truly, a sight for sore thighs!
Dax: Don't you mean eyes?
Martok: Aye!

Kira: Duck and Cover!
Dax: Cover and Duck!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Chase: You see? Right there. Emh banned me!
Sid: Bloody hell, TrekBBS moderators are an unforgiving lot...

 

[shivkala]

Garak: Over 6 years! Over 6 years of seeing the lot of you in the same outfits day in and day out. Six plus years I've been begging you to come to my shop, let me make you an outfit. Six, almost 7 years! And finally, FINALLY, you wear something other than your uniforms and YOU HAD THEM REPLICATED!

Rom: It's not so bad, brother, I mean it's not like staying here would have ended up with you becoming Nagus, anyway.

Quark: Not so bad? NOT SO BAD? Not having the bar means you now have as much of a chance of becoming Nagus as I do!

Rom: You really think so, brother?

Quark: You, Nagus? Don't make me laugh!

Odo: You're the power behind the Dominion?

Female Shapeshifter: PLOT TWIST!

Martok: Hurry, you two, I want grandchildren!

Worf: Though I am honored to be a part of your family, General, you are not my father.

Martok: You've met my son. Let me pretend. Please.

Worf: Of course...father.

Kira: Dax? Any ideas?

Dax: Yeah. Don't get hit.

Kira: Centuries of experience and that's the best you can come up with?

Dax: You'd prefer being shot?

Leeta: "Not right now?" What are you...a shapeshifter pretending to be Julian?

"Bashir": No. Haha, what? A shapeshifter? Me? Naw. Here, I'll prove it to you, 1700, my quarters. We'll link like you've never linked before. I mean, whatever you solids do. We'll do that. Me, a shapeshifter? Where do you get such crazy ideas, Leeta?

 

[Leviathan]

As was prophesied!! A new judge hath come!!!

 

[Captain Crow]

Dax: I hope I get a visit from the one-eyed monster tonight.

[Martok walks into shot]

Martok: Hello.

[comic beat]

Martok: I'm here for a visit.