Sisko: Just off screen, "Hooper! I mean, Dax -- stop playing with yourself!"
Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 163: Back to the Future
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Sisko: Just off screen, "Hooper! I mean, Dax -- stop playing with yourself!"
Sisko: Mister Zuckerberg, I've got a signed affadavit here that says people use this "Spacebook" to "social media" each other. Can you explain that? And is there any danger of it blocking the internet's series of tubes?
Bashir: CONGRESSMAN...........IT IS AS EASY TO EXPLAIN AS DRINKING A BEAKER OF DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE.
Sisko: ................?
Bashir: ................
Sisko: ................?
Bashir: ................
Sisko: ................?
Bashir: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DEMONSTRATE LIQUID DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE INTAKE NOW CONGRESSMAN?
Sisko: GOOD GODS NO!!! NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!
New contest by this weekend!
Jadzia: "I'm not going down there again. Some nut named Ed keeps calling me Trixie."
Gowron’s attempts to best his own Angry Birds high score was not going well…
Dax: How am I supposed to know if we're there yet? What's Earth look like?
Yeah, cop, I know you, man. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, we've got us another crazy n##### with a gun. Well, let me tell you something. Human life means very little to me at this point in time. You see, I thrive on misery. In the jungle, misery's all you got. But things are different back here in the world, or so they seem. Nobody wants to talk about pain and suffering. Everybody wants everything to be nice and civil. Well, okay then. Let's be nice; let's be civil. And let's drop those guns before I pull this trigger and change the way you feel about me.
Bashir: Our papers? Don't you people already have enough papers?
Dax: This is a very disgusting planet, by the way
Sisko: I'm sure it's terrific. Do I have to read it while you stare at me?
Jadzia: Why is your dad down here with a big bucket marked "Gumbo Fixin's"?
Bashir: "So, which one of these papers do we have to sign?"
Woman: "All of them."
Bashir and Sisko (make eye contact, then in unison) "I have a really bad feeling about this."
Dax: I’m so valuable to SF and DS9, but all anyone cares about is my on screen kiss with Lenara...
Sisko: Finally, I’ll show you all that I’m more than just a delegator!
[“Bad” by Michael Jackson plays quietly in the background]
Sisko: Julian, how many times am I going to have to meet you in Human Resources?Why couldn’t they have genetically engineered you to be less creepy?
Dax: Quick! Help me get out of this contract with Star Trek!!!
Ezri: Contract, you say?!
Sisko: Can you explain this to me again please?
Julian: Okay so you just download the app and swipe right 4000 times a day. You’re gonna love Tinder!
Sisko: Just off screen, "Hooper! I mean, Dax -- stop playing with yourself!"
Sisko: What are you doing?
Dax: I am taking out my frustrations. It seems more productive than sulking.
(Sisko deciding if he wants to ask or not care)
Dax elaborates: I pretend each one I blast is Leadhead, Smelling coffee, Tenacity, and Catarina each time they make an empty promise to update or announce winners.
"Worst. Transporter. Ever."
Dax: "I need some Glass Plus....we've got a McFly speck."
Sisko: "What did you find?"
Dax: "Two Italian plumbers who said they were trying to rescue a princess held captive in a castle."
Sisko: "What did you find?"
Dax: "Two Italian plumbers who said they were trying to rescue a princess held captive in a castle."
Sisko: "Is that gas I smell?"
Sisko: "What happened down there? You look like you need a drink."
Dax: "Let's just say I'll take anything but Gatorade...."
