Sisko: "Is that ...Earth?"
Dax: "No, due to budget cut backs, it's a planet that looks remarkably just like Earth. And they looks remarkably just like humans. And by an amazing coincidence, also speak English."
Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 163: Back to the Future
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Sisko: "Is that ...Earth?"
Dax: "No, due to budget cut backs, it's a planet that looks remarkably just like Earth. And they looks remarkably just like humans. And by an amazing coincidence, also speak English."
Bashir: "Why, yes, I was the Starfleet Academy Grand Alpha Champion Thumb Twiddler...why do you ask?"
Sisko: "I didn't..."
Bashir: "Did I mention I also won the Strongest Grip medal, ambidextrous division, in my first year?"
Sisko: "Only five bajillion times..."
Sisko: What do you mean, "Take a number?" I'm next in line! Any objections?!
SISKO: That's far enough, Mr Spock. Now put the orderly down. Nice and slow.
Jadzia never talks about her life as Uber Dax, when no destination or experience was beyond her.
Sisko: "So, when exactly were the winners of DS9 CapCon 163: Back to the Future picked?"
Dax: "According to Starfleet records, Smellincoffee has still yet to come back and judge it."
Sisko: "So, when exactly were the winners of DS9 CapCon 163: Back to the Future picked?"
Dax: "According to Starfleet records, Smellincoffee has still yet to come back and judge it."
Vedek: ...the Prophets foretold that one day SmellinCoffee would return to save this contest from oblivion. Until then...we wait...
Anybody going to pick the winners?
I meant is it going to happen any time soon. Sorry.
Bashir: Now Captain, there's no reason to get so upset about the score, it's only a game to pass the time.... You do know that back on DS9, we usually let you win 'cause you're the Captain, right?
Dax: I *hate* this century. Even their Jefferies tubes stink.
No need to apologize, these are dark times...when captions stalk the land unjudged.
There are 2 prophecies to light our way:
First - In our hour of greatest need Smellincoffee shall return to save us from lack of judgement.
Second - It was foretold that a new Judge shall rise and usher in an even greater time of judgement.
...scholars are divided on the subject. As to when...only the Great Administrator knows for sure. We are at the mercy of the SysOP.
JADZIA:. We're receiving a transmission from a Dr Heywood Floyd...
TERMINATOR 9: SARAH'S DAD
DAX: Screw time-travel, Benjamin! I'm going to seal myself in this cryo-tube until we can catch up with ourselves.
Sisko is acting under orders to bring in Mirror-Garak, who surgically altered himself to look human, and time-traveled to old San Francisco...
BENJAMIN: The name's Sisko. San-Fran Sisko.
BENJAMIN: The name's Sisko. San-Fran Sisko.
BENJAMIN: The name's Sisko. San-Fran Sisko.
I hate the fact that I love this.
A sign of the times...without judgement we shall all fall to puns and "where will you be when your diarrhea comes back" captions...
BENJAMIN: The name's Sisko. San-Fran Sisko.
Ben: "And now I'm going to give you the San-Fran Sisko treat..."
