DS9 CapCon 129: Roswell that Ends Well

[JirinPanthosa]

Nog: "No, NO! You're not getting it! Clearly Springfield lies in a state over here!"

Soldier: "But Flanders said Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky border it."

Quark: You're both wrong! In the Monorail episode, Marge could drive to North Haverbrook, which on the map was in the area of Iowa or maybe South Dakota!

Nog: You're both missing the point. Any given episode may point to a particular place, but Springfield is the archetypal average American city. What is the most average, representative American state? OHIO, that's what!

 

[Hutchy01]

And this week on two and a half Ferengi.

Top. Men.

Fallout 4 has the weirdest Glitches.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Bark! Bark! Bark! Guess who!"

Quark: "Hillary?"

 

[Triskelion]

Scientist: Turns out they're aliens from an unknown interplanetary Federation in the future here to destroy everything we are.
General: Oh, that's a relief! I thought they were from OSHA.

Quark: I knew no real dog licks himself that much!

 

[Finn]

Sisko *Reading Nog's report* I wonder if I could talk Rom into having a dog so Odo could morph into a...

 

[Smellincoffee]

Quark: ...fixed for lunch! I meant, let's get the dog fixed for lunch..by buying him PuppyChow.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Quark: "Oh! Odo, it's you! I thought you were a d ... wait a second ... why did you lick your ass?"

 

[Smellincoffee]

26 hr warning!