Dorky Looking Microsoft Kinetic (or whatever) Guy

[Hermiod]

Any babies of mine would be superbabies, regardless of the father.

Are you sure about that?

Haha, that looks like a movie I need to see. Also don't be frightened; I will most likely never reproduce.

Not if you make your husband sit through that, you won't.

 

[trekkiedane]

And looks a complete tool have a seizure while doing it, too.

Everyone looks a fool when doing that sort of thing!

Yeah, but he did it in a room filled with hundreds of people, on camera, and with a stupid grin on his face.

Oh, whatever, people do stupid things all of the times - some of them even get to rule the USA...

 

[Kestra]

Are you sure about that?

Haha, that looks like a movie I need to see. Also don't be frightened; I will most likely never reproduce.

Not if you make your husband sit through that, you won't.

He's made it through several versions of Pride and Prejudice and he's still stuck around. This would be nothing!

 

[Hermiod]

Haha, that looks like a movie I need to see. Also don't be frightened; I will most likely never reproduce.

Not if you make your husband sit through that, you won't.

He's made it through several versions of Pride and Prejudice and he's still stuck around. This would be nothing!

I don't think any version of that ever received absolutely universally bad reviews or is in the top ten worst films of all time.