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Amaris
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Go to the store and buy a frozen self rising pizza. When you get it home, remove half the toppings. Bake it 30 degrees lower and 8-10 minutes shorter in it's recommended cooking directions. Take it out of the oven. Add 1 tsp of sugar and mix it into the sauce. Add a few drops of lemon juice to make the sauce tart and acidic. Let sit for 20 minutes. Serve.
You've now had Dominos Pizza.
J.
You are a bad person and you are going straight to hell.![]()
In gasoline underwear, my dear.

J.