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Dolphin Crew Members as Show Regulars?

I do not remember that character in Dark Mirror. That book was supposed to be about the mirror universe in the TNG area... yet I found it wholly forgettable. I hope another writer does it properly someday.

Diane Duane's writing forgettable? :wtf:

And yes, in recent years there have been several Pocket novels and novellas set in TNG's Mirror Universe.
 
Dolphins are as smart as humans

How do you figure? Dolphins are not even close to human intelligence; no critter is. They don't do anything more impressive than certain dogs can do, and I have no doubt that a chimpanzee could easily outsmart one.

Please explain why dolphins are always getting caught in tuna nets unless steps are taken by humans to protect dolphins from their own stupidity. After thousands of years of humans fishing with nets, why can't dolphins spread the word among themselves that massive fishing boats are best avoided? Yeah, they'd make great tacticians on a spaceship, when they can't even avoid a tuna net.

Many scientists now tend to rank dolphins about the level of elephants in "intelligence" tests and say that dolphins haven't shown any unusual talent with problem solving compared with the other animals classed with very high intelligence.

"What Makes Dolphins So Smart?". The Ultimate Guide: Dolphins. 1999.
And:

Macphail in his "Brain and intelligence in vertebrates" compared data from studies regarding learning set formation of animals. The result show that dolphin is indeed skilled at problem solving but not the most adept and no where as "intelligent" as human.

Species Score %
langur 98
mink 95
ferret 90
bottlenose dolphin 87
rhesus monkey 86
cat 70
rat 60
squirrel 60

MACPHAIL, E. M. Brain and Intelligence in Vertebrates. (Oxford science publications) Oxford University Press, : 1982 433 pp.
How about a ferret crew member?
And the countless humans that are jumping off cliffs, lighting themselves on fire, and countless other idiotic things that they'll never learn from are any better?
 
And the countless humans that are jumping off cliffs, lighting themselves on fire, and countless other idiotic things that they'll never learn from are any better?
Humans are intelligent beings who in spite of their intelligence do stupid things.

Species Score %
langur 98
mink 95
ferret 90
bottlenose dolphin 87
rhesus monkey 86
cat 70
rat 60
squirrel 60

Where would Humans be on this list? Is it the same as the IQ scale?
 
And the countless humans that are jumping off cliffs, lighting themselves on fire, and countless other idiotic things that they'll never learn from are any better?
Humans are intelligent beings who in spite of their intelligence do stupid things.

Species Score %
langur 98
mink 95
ferret 90
bottlenose dolphin 87
rhesus monkey 86
cat 70
rat 60
squirrel 60

Where would Humans be on this list? Is it the same as the IQ scale?

No. Humans would not only easily score 100% on that simple (from our perspective) test, but humans could score 100% on tests that all of those animals would score 0% on. As far as IQ tests intended for humans go, there isn't a critter in the world that could get a single question right.

Kaziarl said:
And the countless humans that are jumping off cliffs, lighting themselves on fire, and countless other idiotic things that they'll never learn from are any better?

You're talking about suicidal people? Suicide, as destructive and ill-advised as it may be, indicates a higher level of thought process than any critter possesses. Suicide is usually the result of irrational emotions and/or ideals; emotions far more complex than critters experience.

Dolphins have continually approached boats and nets for ages. They have no concept of the consequences, much less can they communicate the concept to other members of their species in order to warn them of the danger.
 
You're talking about suicidal people? Suicide, as destructive and ill-advised as it may be, indicates a higher level of thought process than any critter possesses. Suicide is usually the result of irrational emotions and/or ideals; emotions far more complex than critters experience.

Dolphins have continually approached boats and nets for ages. They have no concept of the consequences, much less can they communicate the concept to other members of their species in order to warn them of the danger.
No, I'm talking about people who will blow off one hand while playing with dynamite, then turn around and blow off the other hand in the interest of fun. Nothing to do with suicide.

Nor am I saying that humanity is dumb. What I am saying is that you are saying dolphins are stupid because a few of them are always getting caught in nets, when from an objective standpoint someone could say the same thing about humanity just by driving through the southern US.
 
No, I'm talking about people who will blow off one hand while playing with dynamite, then turn around and blow off the other hand in the interest of fun. Nothing to do with suicide.

Nor am I saying that humanity is dumb. What I am saying is that you are saying dolphins are stupid because a few of them are always getting caught in nets,

A "few"? It is one of the things dolphins are most well known for. I'm reminded of their stupidity every time I see a tuna can that says "dolphin safe" on the side. Then there are the whales that aren't bright enough to steer clear of whaling ships.

when from an objective standpoint someone could say the same thing about humanity just by driving through the southern US.
The difference is, human intelligence is well-established already. Have you ever sat down and thought about the level of intelligence behind the hardware, software, protocols, infrastructure, etc., that allows us to even have this discussion in this format in the first place?

With humans in general, the evidence of intelligence far outweighs the evidence of stupidity. With dolphins we have evidence of stupidity and no evidence of intelligence beyond that of various other critters, all of which also happen to be easy to trap. And you can use the same methods to trap them indefinitely because they aren't bright enough to spread the word among themselves; that level of information being too complex for them to grasp and for their simple forms of communication to handle.

If aliens came here trying to catch humans, how many do you think they would get by dragging plainly visible nets laced with cheeseburgers from slow moving vehicles? You know what they would get for their efforts; even from (or perhaps, especially from) inhabitants of the Southern U.S.? People taking potshots at them with rifles from their windows.
 
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If aliens came here trying to catch humans, how many do you think they would get by dragging plainly visible nets laced with cheeseburgers from slow moving vehicles? You know what they would get for their efforts; even from (or perhaps, especially from) inhabitants of the Southern U.S.? People taking potshots at them with rifles from their windows.
*sigh* the sad thing is I could actually see that working...

Anyway, please don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that OUR dolphins are as smart as we are. But I still say that simply getting caught in nets on a regular basis shouldn't be the measure. Did you know that on those same boats, people are getting washed off the decks all the time, yet we never learn. Not only do we always keep going out there, but we can't figure out how to make a storm proof boat.

I know, a silly analogy, but most analogies are.

As for extra-terrestrial 'dolphins' why not? We've only seen one example of evolution on our world. Maybe instead of oposable(sp?) thumbs, dolphins of another world evolved some sort of telekinesis to manipulate the world around them on an equal, if not better level then we do ourselves.
 
In fairness, I think part of the reason they can't steer clear of whaling ships is because they can't distinguish between whaling ships and regular ships, and obviously they can't avoid crossing the paths of the tens of thousands of ships the human race employs in its ordinary commerce.

If you wanted to avoid being mugged, you could go live in a cave, which would effectively place you beyond the reach of muggers, but also the 99.9% of people you would otherwise meet who are not muggers.
 
*sigh* the sad thing is I could actually see that working...

In a comedy movie perhaps.

Anyway, please don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that OUR dolphins are as smart as we are. But I still say that simply getting caught in nets on a regular basis shouldn't be the measure.

It is actually a good measure, because the net is a trap; a simple, obvious trap. It is obvious because it is in plain sight, and because it is always accompanied by a massive foreign object on the surface (the boat).

We actually have two levels of stupidity going on here. First, you have the dolphins swimming into the plainly visible trap, but more importantly, you also have the dolphins' inability to "spread the word" among themselves about these obvious traps so that others can avoid them.

That second level of stupidity is the most damning BTW, because it indicates that they can't comprehend dangers that their instincts don't warn them of (i.e., artificially constructed dangers; i.e., traps), much less communicate those dangers to others. That indicates that there is little to no critical thinking going on in their brains, and indicates that their communications are simplistic at best.

As for extra-terrestrial 'dolphins' why not? We've only seen one example of evolution on our world. Maybe instead of oposable(sp?) thumbs, dolphins of another world evolved some sort of telekinesis to manipulate the world around them on an equal, if not better level then we do ourselves.

In science-fiction that would be fine (I said as much in an earlier post). However, ordinary earth dolphins as crew members is a ridiculous idea; just as the premise for Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home was ridiculous (though an entertaining movie nonetheless).
 
In fairness, I think part of the reason they can't steer clear of whaling ships is because they can't distinguish between whaling ships and regular ships, and obviously they can't avoid crossing the paths of the tens of thousands of ships the human race employs in its ordinary commerce.

If you wanted to avoid being mugged, you could go live in a cave, which would effectively place you beyond the reach of muggers, but also the 99.9% of people you would otherwise meet who are not muggers.

The oceans are huge and ships are comparatively tiny. Whales should have no trouble at all avoiding them. All they have to do is head off in the opposite direction and/or dive when they notice one. Keep in mind that they can outrun a whaling ship:

"Even so, the great size and speed of blues (at up to 25 knots -- or 29 miles per hour -- they went faster than whaling ships follow." - Conover, Adele. "The Object at Hand". Smithsonian. (October 1996): 28.

If you estimate say 10,000 ships at sea at any given time, that's only a density of about 1 ship per 7,000 square miles (an area about the size of New Jersey) in the Pacific Ocean.
 
Hm, true enough. But whales keep moving--the lines they form will inevitably intersect with ships. 10,000 is also a lowball estimate--I suspect that the actual number of vessels in the "human fleet" is even more substantial.

Plus, iirc they're often curious. This could be taken as either a sign of intelligence, or a sign of stupidity, depending on perspective and end result. :p
 
In a comedy movie perhaps.

No.. unfortunately I can say that I've met a few people who would fall for such obvious traps. Its sad really, but not quite what we are discussing here.

One thing we are discussing is dolphins and tuna nets. For one, I have to wonder if they can even see the nets. I don't know how good there visual acuity is, but I have to imagine somewhat poor if they rely on echo location. And on that note, would the filaments of a net have enough surface area to react to the sound waves, and be perceived as anything more then a school of plankton?

I know nothing of these two subjects. Nor have I read anything on that particular aspect of dolphin physiology, so I'll leave that to the more knowledgeable members of the forum.
 
No.. unfortunately I can say that I've met a few people who would fall for such obvious traps. Its sad really, but not quite what we are discussing here.

I doubt it highly; unless you are talking about people who would be considered mentally disabled.

One thing we are discussing is dolphins and tuna nets. For one, I have to wonder if they can even see the nets. I don't know how good there visual acuity is, but I have to imagine somewhat poor if they rely on echo location. And on that note, would the filaments of a net have enough surface area to react to the sound waves, and be perceived as anything more then a school of plankton?

I know nothing of these two subjects. Nor have I read anything on that particular aspect of dolphin physiology, so I'll leave that to the more knowledgeable members of the forum.
All of that doesn't really matter either way, because before the dolphins get trapped in tuna nets, forty-eleven thousand tuna get trapped in said nets; the dolphins follow them into the trap. So even if they can't detect the nets, they can certainly detect trapped tuna. Also, they can definitely detect massive fishing boats on the surface. They obviously don't give any thought to the situation more complex than "I'm hungry" before barreling in after their meal.

BTW, in reference to your use of the word "few" earlier:

"Dolphin Mortality: Back in the sixties, seventies and early eighties, dolphin mortality rates in the purse seine fishery were shockingly high - more than a hundred thousand a year. Over the past 35 years, roughly 6 million dolphins of different species have died in the tuna nets." (Source: The US News & World Report)

6 million!
 
There was a talking hamster in a New Frontier novel. Or, was he a gerbil? I always get those two confused... But even the characters commented on how, even with all the stuff they see on a regular basis, that one was just downright bizarre.

That might have been Peter David throwing in an in-joke reference to the Pakhars, a hamster-descended species who've appeared in some of the the Doctor Who novels.
 
A "few"? It is one of the things dolphins are most well known for. I'm reminded of their stupidity every time I see a tuna can that says "dolphin safe" on the side. Then there are the whales that aren't bright enough to steer clear of whaling ships.
--- Those "dolphin safe" cans are a sham, third world fishing fleets (their governments) protested to the WTO that the labels weren't fair, so they continue the put dolphin meat in their cans along with fish meat, but they are allowed to label those cans "dolphin free". Buy american.

With dolphins we have evidence of stupidity and no evidence of intelligence beyond that of various other critters, all of which also happen to be easy to trap. And you can use the same methods to trap them indefinitely because they aren't bright enough to spread the word among themselves; that level of information being too complex for them to grasp and for their simple forms of communication to handle.
To be fair, dolphins possess extremely poor eye sight and their sonar probably can't "see" the nets. That said, dolphins live and hunt in groups, if one is caught and others aren't -- and this MUST of happen at sometime in history -- the caught one would of cried out what was happening to it or the other dolphins would of observed, through sonar, the events.

There's a reason our ancestors stopped hunting large prides of loins.

 
Those "dolphin safe" cans are a sham, third world fishing fleets (their governments) protested to the WTO that the labels weren't fair, so they continue the put dolphin meat in their cans along with fish meat, but they are allowed to label those cans "dolphin free". Buy american.

I believe you have misunderstood what "dolphin safe" means. It was never about dolphin meat ending up in tuna cans, as that simply doesn't happen, and it never has. Dolphins are mammals, and tuna are not only fish, but a very unique tasting fish. Dolphin meat is more likely to taste like beef than any type of fish, and it would not have the same texture as fish either (i.e., it would not flake):

"In Taiji, the fishermen say that dolphin tastes like venison or beef." - http://www.japanfocus.org/-David-McNeill/2306

"Dolphin safe" is supposed to indicate that methods of fishing were used that did not harm dolphins. It has nothing to do with dolphin meat ending up in tuna cans, which has never been an issue (if it ever happened, you'd definitely notice it, as surely as you'd notice beef in a can of tuna).

To be fair, dolphins possess extremely poor eye sight and their sonar probably can't "see" the nets. That said, dolphins live and hunt in groups, if one is caught and others aren't -- and this MUST of happen at sometime in history -- the caught one would of cried out what was happening to it or the other dolphins would of observed, through sonar, the events.

There's a reason our ancestors stopped hunting large prides of loins.
I don't know what the point is that you're trying to make here.
 
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