If only they were living, sexless stuffed animals that never peed or pooped.
You're a good mom.
The last one is literally Fred. I have to use lube and push his pepe back in the sheathe once a week.![]()
Thank youYou're a good mom.
It’s awkward every time…I try to be very “mommy” about it to make it more comfortable for us both. I talk to him like a baby and say “it’s ok Fred it’s just like when we go to see Mr. Vet.” After the process is done he gets a treat.That sounds unpleasant and awkward for both of you.
(Dog) Gracie stole one of two vegetarian hamburgers I cooked myself for dinner last night. She's a counter surfer, and I forgot to move the plate it was on over to the top of the microwave. The worst part is, when I went to tell my mom, I realized halfway down the hall that I forgot to move it again, and when I went back she had her front feet up on the counter and going for the second one. I caught her before she was able to that one, and she got down as soon as I yelled her at. As you can image, I remembered to move the plate that time.
Yeah, she does this kind of thing a lot, but usually it's just a couple bites of whatever I had, she doesn't usually get ahold of something as big as a whole burger.They can be real buggers like that.
mum had more than one lunch disappear like that when getting ready for work.
One advantage of the Shih-Tzu/Maltese-X over the rottie - she's not at counter height.
That's actually kind of impressive.Riley can, despite being a Chihuahua mix![]()
I think they call those "Real Housewives of New Jersey".
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