Does the Enterprise have a movie theatre?

[Agenda]

I know the NX-01 did.

What do you think about the TOS Enterprise? The Star Trek XI Enterprise? TNG? etc.

 

[RegFan]

The TOS Enterprise might have one. The later Enterprises probably don't have one since they have a holodeck (which can be used for non-interactive holodeck programs which are like movies but better).

 

[Marten]

Enterprise-D had viewscreens in everyone's quarters, they probably could watch films there if they wanted to.

 

[Mysterion]

We saw them showing movies in the mess hall on the NX-01.

 

[Wingsley]

What were they doing in "The Menagerie"?

 

[sojourner]

^Holding a trial?

 

[Wingsley]

^ And what were they doing in the courtroom???

 

[Mytran]

That viewscreen is for official, court-martial business only!

 

[Wingsley]

Yes, oh, yes-yes-yes! That must be it!!!

 

[Search4]

Sure. All they show are an old 1966-2010 series called "star trek". The ensigns marvel how they got the technology and characterization correct.

They serve popcorn and root beer.

 

[Mytran]

You mean the historical documents?

 

[Wingsley]

I prefer my popcorn extra-salty!

 

[sojourner]

You mean the historical documents?

Wait, you don't think "Gilligan's island" is real do you?

 

[doctorwho 03]

You mean the historical documents?

Wait, you don't think "Gilligan's island" is real do you?

Those poor people.





Sorry, couldn't resisit.

 

[T'Girl]

The Enterprise from Star Trek XI had a full size opera hall. Right next to the eighteen lane bowling alley.

 

[Captain Robert April]

On Deck 47, there's a full size drive-in.

 

[Search4]

You mean the historical documents?

Wait, you don't think "Gilligan's island" is real do you?

Those poor people.





Sorry, couldn't resisit.

Resistance is futile.

Laredo, how you have grown.

 

[Meredith]

On Deck 47, there's a full size drive-in.

More of a "Fly-In" than a drive in.

 

[Captain Robert April]

Nah, drive-in, filled with 8,472 1957 Chevy convertibles, and a really kickass concession stand. Every Friday, they run "Manos, the Hand of Fate".

 

[scotpens]

I prefer my popcorn extra-salty!

And with REAL melted butter, not that plastic ersatz butter-flavored crap.

The Enterprise from Star Trek XI had a full size opera hall.

Must be a lot of opera queens in Starfleet.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Nah, drive-in, filled with 8,472 1957 Chevy convertibles, and a really kickass concession stand. Every Friday, they run "Manos, the Hand of Fate".

It's Manos: The Hands of Fate, actually.

And you ought to see what they do with The Rocky Horror Picture Show!