I have two words: Heavily Medicated.Holy crap! Ebert gave it three stars!!!
"Land of the Lost" is a seriously deranged movie. That's not to say it's bad, although some of its early critics consider it a hanging offense ("a pot of ersatz dinosaur piss" says Peter Keough of the Boston Phoenix). Marshall Fine even apologizes for prematurely predicting that "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" would be "the most witless, humor-challenged movie of the summer." "Land of the Lost" inspires fervent hatred, which with the right kind of movie can be a good thing. Amid widespread disdain, I raise my voice in a bleat of lonely, if moderate, admiration.
Okay. Star Trek gets 2 1/2 stars, Land of the Lost gets 3 stars.
He's gone insane... and that's the only thing I can think of for someone of Roger Ebert's stature and long time experience. He's simply gone off the wall and embraced the least creative aspects of our culture in exchange for a few controversy soundbites. I would prefer to think that than the possibility of him taking some perks under the table to promote certain films. On it's best day, Land of the Lost looks like another Semi Pro or Old School. Not even. Just no. This is silly.
J.