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Does a nuclear sub leave a poopy trail?

I was on a Trident sub and yes, we had porcelin toilets that worked like regular ones. They went to tanks and we pumped the sanitary tanks. There were dirty sans, (toilets, kitchen drains) and clean sans (bathroom and shower drains).

The TDU (trash disposal unit) job was the worst on the boat. The hydraulic compactor would normally squeeze the liquid from a dirty paper towel or kim wipe all over the floor. I'll tell you about the legend of the Mad Shitter later.


I have *yet* to hear of a Navy vessel that wasn't plagued by a Mad Shitter. That, and a ship in dry dock that didn't have a Firebug.
 
Does the sub constantly dump poopy as it goes or does it store it for long periods of time so it doesn't give itself away?

Tracking the enemy sub's err... dumps would make for one hell of a Tom Clancy novel.


Or a movie:
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Or an Irwin Allen TV series:

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lol poopy

(someone had to say it)

My old pal Thad (sitting) is wearing his poopy suit if that helps ;)

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He and Donny are nukes, working on the ICV panel (just fwd of the ships battery) which is located in lower level ops berthing. Coincidently enough, the sanitary #2 blow station is located just a few feet behind Thad, in the lowest outboard bunk on the port side. Good times :)

Hey, you're using nuBSG phones with oldBSG hair styles! :cool:
 
I was on a Trident sub and yes, we had porcelin toilets that worked like regular ones.
LUXURY :beer:

The TDU (trash disposal unit) job was the worst on the boat. The hydraulic compactor would normally squeeze the liquid from a dirty paper towel or kim wipe all over the floor.
I only ever used the TDU underway as a messcrank - it truly was one of the shittiest jobs ever. The stench was only equaled by the foot stench in the goat locker lol

I have nervous memories lo these many years later about blowing sanitaries... DO NOT allow the tank to go below about 20% -- if you blow to empty, pressurized air will bubble out into the ocean and the sonar girls will get their panties all in a knot over the noise. Then the chief of the watch will have a "special" message waiting for you when he summons you :lol: Yes, I watched that gauge like a hawk, tapping it with my knuckles to be sure the needle didn't stick!!
 
I was on a Trident sub

Out of curiosity, which one? I do Radio Room work for the Navy, and play exclusively with subs; always interesting to find connections with the groups I work with...

This was long ago, mid-90s. I was on the USS GEORGIA, Gold Crew before it got turned into a SEAL ferry.

I was on a Trident sub and yes, we had porcelin toilets that worked like regular ones.
LUXURY :beer:

The TDU (trash disposal unit) job was the worst on the boat. The hydraulic compactor would normally squeeze the liquid from a dirty paper towel or kim wipe all over the floor.
I only ever used the TDU underway as a messcrank - it truly was one of the shittiest jobs ever. The stench was only equaled by the foot stench in the goat locker lol

I have nervous memories lo these many years later about blowing sanitaries... DO NOT allow the tank to go below about 20% -- if you blow to empty, pressurized air will bubble out into the ocean and the sonar girls will get their panties all in a knot over the noise. Then the chief of the watch will have a "special" message waiting for you when he summons you :lol: Yes, I watched that gauge like a hawk, tapping it with my knuckles to be sure the needle didn't stick!!

I did the TDU while cranking too. It worked out well if you kept the trash room spotless, you could spend the rest of the day sleeping, but that was a hard thing to do. I HATED messcrank duty.

Were you an A-Ganger? We pumped san tanks instead of blowing, much quieter. I never was involved in that evolution though. I was a yeoman. Stood planesman, then Auxiliary Electrician Forward and Sonar Operator. Was qualified COW before I left but only stood about three watches as that. I also stood lookout on the surface and lemme tell you, pumping sanitary tanks while surfaced was the worst. Trapped on the bridge with the wind bringing in that stentch. :scream:
 
Were you an A-Ganger? We pumped san tanks instead of blowing, much quieter. I never was involved in that evolution though. I was a yeoman. Stood planesman, then Auxiliary Electrician Forward and Sonar Operator. Was qualified COW before I left but only stood about three watches as that. I also stood lookout on the surface and lemme tell you, pumping sanitary tanks while surfaced was the worst. Trapped on the bridge with the wind bringing in that stentch. :scream:
I was a forward ICman on the Whale from '78 to '83 - standing AEF most of those years while underway (wow - a Yeoman AEF.. very cool. Other ratings could qualify for AEF but in my years it was only IC Div.) I realise an A-ganger typically manned the blow station but for some reason I can no longer remember, I did it a handful of times. After 3 yrs shore duty, I went to the George C Marshall for a patrol and off crew as LPO.
 
Were you an A-Ganger? We pumped san tanks instead of blowing, much quieter. I never was involved in that evolution though. I was a yeoman. Stood planesman, then Auxiliary Electrician Forward and Sonar Operator. Was qualified COW before I left but only stood about three watches as that. I also stood lookout on the surface and lemme tell you, pumping sanitary tanks while surfaced was the worst. Trapped on the bridge with the wind bringing in that stentch. :scream:
I was a forward ICman on the Whale from '78 to '83 - standing AEF most of those years while underway (wow - a Yeoman AEF.. very cool. Other ratings could qualify for AEF but in my years it was only IC Div.) I realise an A-ganger typically manned the blow station but for some reason I can no longer remember, I did it a handful of times. After 3 yrs shore duty, I went to the George C Marshall for a patrol and off crew as LPO.

Nice! I was AEF because there's nothing for a yeoman to do while on patrol, so I decided to try to qualify a lot of forward watches. I contemplated TMOW because my deck seaman year was spent in the torpedo room for Battlestations Torpedo.

As a side note, I always heard that when the Machinist's Mates had to open up a tank and go tank diving for maintenance, that the worst tank to enter wasn't the sanitary's but the potable water tanks.
 
I was on a Trident sub

Out of curiosity, which one? I do Radio Room work for the Navy, and play exclusively with subs; always interesting to find connections with the groups I work with...

This was long ago, mid-90s. I was on the USS GEORGIA, Gold Crew before it got turned into a SEAL ferry.

Nice, I've done some work with the Georgia. After it was turned into a "seal ferry", of course. the SSGN conversion has kept us busy... :)
 
Easier than paddling? I don't really have a problem with it, but work on the Radio systems, so not really my area...
 
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