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Jetfire
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You do what you gotta do. 

I shower every second day. My water is really hard and strips my hair and skin. I break out if I shower more or less than that, it was hard finding a balance, cuz I love being in the water.
I shower every second day. My water is really hard and strips my hair and skin. I break out if I shower more or less than that, it was hard finding a balance, cuz I love being in the water.
I have dry skin and my Doctor told me to take baths not showers - it washes all the moisture off me. I need to soak in oils. Besides I'm allergic to half the soaps and gells.
I've only ever brushed my teeth once a day though - and have ridiculously strong teeth and no fillings.
When I wake up, I'm covered in my own bodily juices
Unless you work out, or work outdoors, or for some reason come in intimate contact with huge amounts of filth and garbage every day, you don't always need a shower. All you really need is to wash the four key areas: armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth! Got that? The hooker’s bath. Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. In fact, you can save yourself a whole lot of time if you simply use the same brush on all four areas!
^I think you've seen Coming to America once too often.
A cold shower or bath only takes a minute.
A cold shower or bath only takes a minute.
You're way too obsessed with this cold shower thing. Cold showers are like torture!
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