Do you know what REALLY burns my ass?

[Plecostomus]

...flames about 38" high.

 

[Gepard]

Do you know what REALLY burns my ass?

Explosive diarrhea?

 

[Australis]

I thought you were going to say Wife Of Brian with a branding iron.

Oh well, you are consenting adults...

 

[JonathonWally]

...flames about 38" high.

I probably wouldn't have sat on them...

 

[Pingfah]

Pants laced with Deep Heat.

 

[FPAlpha]

That chilli you just couldn't pass by?

 

[Ruaidhri]

That little light in the photocopier?

 

[Skywalker]

Ironing your pants while you're still wearing them?

 

[Saturn0660]

Fire wings from BW3's

 

[trekkiedane]

#&@% modern design!

Who came up with the frakking idea to build a grill that looks like a patio chair?

 

[Triskelion]

Relaxed fit corduroy pants?

 

[Plecostomus]

...accidentally walking backwards into a grinding wheel. WOOO!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Most often, an impish hooker with a cigarette lighter and a masochistic sense of humor. But only way back in my Navy days.

 

[Roshi]

Multiple whip cracks?

 

[RandyS]

Do you know what REALLY burns my ass?

Explosive diarrhea?

Nah. Take it from somebody with chronic IBS, it doesn't burn.

But it CAN hurt like hell.

 

[farmkid]

I've had some various ethnic foods that burned as much on the way out as on the way in.

 

[Gepard]

Nah. Take it from somebody with chronic IBS, it doesn't burn.

But it CAN hurt like hell.

I too have IBS, and on the wrong day, it can burn. I think it's excess bile or something.

 

[auntiehill]

...when I leave my burro out in the sun too long.

He hates that.

 

[Trekker4747]

Do you know what REALLY burns my ass?

A spiked tonic water offered to you by Elton John?

 

[Mistral]

open air Parks and Rec bathrooms in the Phoenix metro area. I know they're going for durability but, c'mon, what Junior Einstein decided stainless steel and Arizona summers went together?