Dirty Little Secret

[MetalPants]

Go on, let's hear it! It can't be any worse.

I like a challenge...

When you are home alone, you like to walk around naked save for a string of sausages around your waist.

 

[Timby]

When you are home alone, you like to walk around naked save for a string of sausages around your waist.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Let me just say that Kestra does have lots of juicy secrets, and no, they don't involve sausages.

 

[snakespeare]

Go on, let's hear it! It can't be any worse.

You get a kick out of flushing your feet in the toilet. First one, then the other. Whoosh! Ah, it feels so good. Whoosh!

 

[Kestra]

Go on, let's hear it! It can't be any worse.

I like a challenge...

When you are home alone, you like to walk around naked save for a string of sausages around your waist.

Well we keep the blinds shut for a reason ...

Go on, let's hear it! It can't be any worse.

You get a kick out of flushing your feet in the toilet. First one, then the other. Whoosh! Ah, it feels so good. Whoosh!

That's horribly disgusting. Although my sister did push me in a toilet once when I was little.

 

[Michael Chris]

I visit a Star Trek message board..

 

[Trippy]

I watch So You Think You Can Dance and American Idol

 

[Ruaidhri]

Everybody knows my secret.

Doesn't that make it, y'know, not a secret?

 

[RoJoHen]

Everybody knows my secret.

Doesn't that make it, y'know, not a secret?

I think that was the joke.

 

[CaptainStoner]

I love Moulin Rouge.

I enjoy pain.

 

[RoJoHen]

I really enjoy "Legally Blonde."

 

[RandyS]

I really enjoy "Legally Blonde."

Wouldn't that be more of a guilty pleasure type of thing?

Or are you some kind of masochist?

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Could it be worse than this guy's secret?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYMVpFQh8pw&feature=PlayList&p=D157E8A4522F1329&index=0

 

[Gepard]

I love Moulin Rouge.

I enjoy pain.

Those are the same thing, really.

 

[Gryffindorian]

I think I've mentioned this before, but I have had some sort of physiological anomaly. At some point, I used to have this strange odor following me around everywhere I went.

Swampass?

Um, I, er, dunno? I hope not. After all, I shower twice a day and use deodorant and body spray.

 

[Bears Discover Fire]

It wouldn't be a secret if I posted it here, would it?

 

[iguana_tonante]

When you are home alone, you like to walk around naked save for a string of sausages around your waist.

Who doesn't do that?

 

[Alidar Jarok]

I...uh...I...


listentoladygaga.

Oh my God, I was gonna say the exact same thing!

To someone like me, that is really shameful. Don't tell my friends.

A Green Day fan liking Lady Gaga?!!!!!

Actually, the sad thing, since Bad Romance has been stuck in my head all day, I was about to post the exact same thing, only to find out I've been beaten to it more than once. She happens to sing very catchy pop songs.

BTW, also a Green Day fan. While not remotely a secret or something to be ashamed of, there are certain crowds that I downplay them (if I'm with people who love punk music, they either love or hate them, so I don't often take a chance. If I'm in other groups, they just think of a couple of hit songs and hate them for mainstream success).

I think my online life is my dirty little secret, really.

Yeah, that's kinda true with me. People know I post on a messageboard, but I try to keep their knowledge limited to that.

 

[Jono]

I can't poo in public...bathrooms due to my fear of secret bathroom listeners.

 

[Jetfire]

I think I've mentioned this before, but I have had some sort of physiological anomaly. At some point, I used to have this strange odor following me around everywhere I went.

Swampass?

Um, I, er, dunno? I hope not. After all, I shower twice a day and use deodorant and body spray.

It could be something chemical...it still doesn't happen so...who knows???

I have another secret...and it is dumb...so dumb.

I love to buy lottery tickets...cause I think I am going to win.

I used to buy a fair amount of tickets...not so much anymore.