Dirty Little Secret

[RandyS]

I was behind the cancellation of Star Trek.

I'd tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you.

 

[Starbreaker]

I watch Star Trek.

 

[Geckothan]

They wouldn't be secrets if I told them

 

[Lindley]

I cannot understand the appeal of smoking. It's so...ugh.

 

[Kestra]

I think my online life is my dirty little secret, really.

Okay I have two others but they're major, and not something I'm about to share here.

 

[Timby]

Okay I have two others but they're major, and not something I'm about to share here.

Tease.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Star Trek and posting in message boards are not a secret.... it's part of my image. Everyone knows I'm a nerd. But that's cool, all medieval philologists are nerds.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Everybody knows my secret.

 

[TheBrew]

I have a dirty little secret. I love smoking. I smoke about a pack every couple of years. That's all. In fact, I can count on one hand the number of packs I've smoked in my entire life. About once a year I get a major hankering for some cloves, and buy a pack. I indulge guiltily for a week, either out my bedroom window with the fan blowing and a bunch of scented candles to mask the smell, or on a long walk so that no one I know will see. Nobody knows! Then I lose the ciggies before they become a habit, and that's that. I don't crave them again for years. I'm smoking for the first time in two years, and, god, I love it. That delightful and gentle buzz, the way the sweetness lingers on my lips...ahhhhhh. I feel so guilty, but I must admit that I even enjoy the guilt just a bit!

Share your dirty little secrets!

I do the same thing, but it's more when I am really, really stressed out and they calm me down. Last time I bought a pack and gave half of it away.

Sometimes, though, a cigarette can be really, really great...

 

[sidious618]

I can't think of anything that's not way too personal. I'm usually pretty upfront about what I like and don't like.

 

[Brutal Strudel]

My dirty little secret?

Drugs. And, um, whores. And, er... no, that one I'd better keep to myself.

 

[Kestra]

Okay I have two others but they're major, and not something I'm about to share here.

Tease.

Yes, yes I am.

 

[snakespeare]

I don't have any secrets. My life is an open book. Some may not want to read it, though.

 

[snakespeare]

I only clicked it once, I promise!

sawwy

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

I think my online life is my dirty little secret, really.

Okay I have two others but they're major, and not something I'm about to share here.

You know if you don't tell us were just going to make up our own stuff.

 

[Kestra]

Go on, let's hear it! It can't be any worse.

 

[Timby]

Go on, let's hear it! It can't be any worse.

I can't imagine that you, of all people, have horrible skeletons in your closet.

 

[Kestra]

I'm really quite awful, honest!

But what about everyone else? I want to hear more secrets!

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I'm really quite awful, honest!

But what about everyone else? I want to hear more secrets!

I'm emotionally rather than physically promiscuous. Is that good enough? Then again, I guess that's not a "secret." Screw it, that's as good as you get!

 

[RJDiogenes]

I'm really quite awful, honest!

But what about everyone else? I want to hear more secrets!

I think your dirty little secret is that you tell fibs about having dirty little secrets.