Poll Did a Girlfriend you love dearly "Make" you watch The Notebook "Or Else"?

[Guy Gardener]

I would rather have a toe cut off, than watch the Time travellers Wife again.

 

[JWPlatt]

I would rather have a toe cut off, than watch the Time travellers Wife again.

I'd be interested in knowing where you draw the line on body parts.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

I'm actually in the middle of watching it. I'm really liking it.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Oh! So you're the one who likes the Time Traveller's Wife.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

^ It is a nice little movie.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Okay here's the problem with two contenders (Unknown Characters) that Rachel McAdams might be playing in the new Doctor Strange movie...

Umar and...

And Clea...

Who happen to be mother and daughter.



Marvel can't make up their mind if Rachel McAdams is the young daughter of a villain that he is fighting or the matronly mommy of his romantic interest, because men are pigs.

 

[hux]

Is McAdams nearly 40? Isn't that when women's vaginas offcially seal up and they turn into fetid, haggard, repugnant harridens that kill boners?

I was once asked out out by a 42 year old. *shudder*

 

[Guy Gardener]

If that's what all the women in town tell you, when you're cruising for a good time on a Friday Night, then it must be true.

 

[JWPlatt]

Is McAdams nearly 40? Isn't that when women's vaginas offcially seal up and they turn into fetid, haggard, repugnant harridens that kill boners?

I was once asked out out by a 42 year old. *shudder*

I'm looking forward to a woman's retort to you, old man.

 

[Jedi_Master]

Marvel can't make up their mind if Rachel McAdams is the young daughter of a villain that he is fighting or the matronly mommy of his romantic interest, because men are pigs.

First Wives Club on this subject.

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[stardream]

I'm looking forward to a woman's retort to you, old man.

Not worth it.

 

[Doom Shepherd]

Okay here's the problem with two contenders (Unknown Characters) that Rachel McAdams might be playing in the new Doctor Strange movie...

Umar and...

And Clea...

Who happen to be mother and daughter.



Marvel can't make up their mind if Rachel McAdams is the young daughter of a villain that he is fighting or the matronly mommy of his romantic interest, because men are pigs.

Aren't the Faltine essentially immortal and ageless?

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Is McAdams nearly 40? Isn't that when women's vaginas offcially seal up and they turn into fetid, haggard, repugnant harridens that kill boners?

I was once asked out out by a 42 year old. *shudder*

So many potential responses. So many. Because a woman's attractiveness and sexuality are age driven, past a certain age their vagina takes control of everything about their lives and determines whether or not men are able to get an erection.

How about this one - Just don't. There may be places where that's funny, accepted, believed, and discussed. This isn't one of them, and such attitudes aren't welcome. While we can't affect your attitude, we do have the ability to affect how you express those attitudes, and I'm letting you know it's unacceptable and there's no place for it in this forum.

Any comments to PM

 

[hux]

Am I being trolled?

Or is this more Yank stuff?

Guy? What's happening? I'm scared.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Comments to PM means you'll get a warning if you don't zip it with that train of thought, and they're probably warming up the ban hammer regardless if you think you're being civil Hux.

Aren't the Faltine essentially immortal and ageless?

Yes. Paedophilia takes on a whole new dimension when you're dating a bloke 10 million years younger than you are, but what really weirds me out is that who they got playing the Master of the Mystic Art's Asian butler is also some dude called Benedict.

We just lost the second Ronnie, maybe this is the universes attempt to regain balance?

"The Two Benedicts"

 

[hux]

I'm mocking the ridiculous Hollywood tradition of forcing actresses into mother roles as soon as they hit 40.

How could anyone not get that? Did you get it? What is happening? Must I simplify the Blighty juice machine that squeezes every last drop of irony gravy out of the churner?

 

[Guy Gardener]

My radiant girlfriend thinks you were telling a joke Hux.

I trust her.

38 year old Tom Hanks was mothered by a 48 year old Sally in 1994s Forest Gump. 6 years earlier in Punchline they were paired off as a romantic leading couple.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

It's called...ACTING.

 

[Guy Gardener]

If I owned a small movie theatre, because I've seen Fight Club way too many times, I would surely splice the love scenes from Punchline into Forest Gump to make the audience cry in consternation.

 

[JWPlatt]

I'm mocking the ridiculous Hollywood tradition of forcing actresses into mother roles as soon as they hit 40.

My sarcasm translation filter was working perfectly until it hit your supplemental comment. It got confused at that point and went into a feedback loop about whether or not it was a serious post. It would have been a more clear post if it had stopped at the first paragraph...