"Deja Q" Line-by-Line!

[Vanyel]

Q: I’ve learned my lesson, Q.

 

[Enterprise1981]

Q2: Remember who you're talking to. All knowing, all seeing. Fine, you got your powers back. Try and stay out of trouble.

 

[Vanyel]

Q snaps his fingers and in a Q flash he’s in a Starfleet Captains uniform.
Q: So they wanted to destroy me, did they? (In a Q flash the Calamarain are now in the palm of Q’s hand) If you think I tormented you in the past, my little friends wait until you see what I do now.

 

[Enterprise1981]

Q2: Q???

 

[Vanyel]

Q: I was just seeing if you were still watching.
With a puff of air Q sends the Calamarain away.

 

[Enterprise1981]

[Bridge]

DATA: Captain, the aliens have disappeared, and so has the shuttle.

 

[Vanyel]

Riker: Scan the sector.

 

[Enterprise1981]

DATA: I have, sir.

 

[Athena28]

PICARD: Well, I suppose that is the end of Q.

 

[Vanyel]

In a Q flash Q appears on the Bridge with a mariachi band.
Q: Au Contraire, mon capitaine! He’s Baaaaaack! (The band begins to play La Paloma with Q playing the trumpet.) I’m forgiven. (With a Q flash Riker and Picard are now smoking cigars.) My brothers and sisters of the Continuum have taken me back. I’m immortal again! Omnipotent again!

 

[Enterprise1981]

RIKER: Swell.

 

[Vanyel]

Q: Don’t fret Riker, my good fortune is your good fortune.
With a Q flash a beautiful scantily clad women appears on each side of Riker.

 

[Enterprise1981]

RIKER: I don't need your fantasy women.

 

[Vanyel]

Q: Oh, you’re so stolid. You weren’t like that before the beard. Very well.
In a Q Flash the women are on Worf’s sides.

 

[Enterprise1981]

PICARD: Q!!!

 

[Vanyel]

Q: But I feel like celebrating.

 

[Enterprise1981]

PICARD: I don't!!!

 

[Vanyel]

Q: All right.
A Q flash and the women are gone.

 

[Enterprise1981]

PICARD: All of it.

(The band is gone, and Q is in a Starfleet uniform)

PICARD: Now, at the risk of being rude...

 

[Vanyel]

Q: Yes, once again I’ve overstayed my welcome. As a human I was ill equipped to thank you but, as my self, you have my everlasting gratitude. Until next time. Ah, but before I go, there’s a debt I wish to repay to my professor of the humanities. Data, I’ve decided to give you something very, very special.