"Death Wish" Line-by-Line

[Athena28]

[Bridge]

^QUINN: Well, good luck to you all. I really have to be going now.

JANEWAY: Return my crew!

 

[Enterprise1981]

QUINN: I, I'm not sure how. Humans. Humans. Who would have more recent experience with humans?

 

[hux]

Q: What have you done now, Q? Well, now, isn't this just fine. Humans aren't supposed to be in this quadrant for another hundred years.

 

[Enterprise1981]

QUINN: I didn't bring them here. Nothing to do with me.

 

[Athena28]

Q: How did you get out, Q?

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: I'm afraid we're responsible for that.

 

[Athena28]

Q: Oh, well, I guess that's what we get for having a woman in the captain's seat. You know, I was betting that Riker would get this command.

 

[hux]

JANEWAY: May I assume you're the Q I've heard so much about?

 

[Athena28]

Q: Have you heard about little me? Oh, do tell. Has Jean-Luc been whispering about me behind my back? Say, is this the ship of the Valkyries, or have you human women finally done away with your men altogether?

 

[Enterprise1981]

QUINN: There was a slight accident.

 

[Athena28]

Q: A slight accident. Oh, let me guess. You were trying to commit suicide. Now you see why we've locked him up for the last 300 years.

Facial art. Ooh, how very wilderness of you.

 

[hux]

CHAKOTAY: Captain?

 

[LeadHead]

Q: All right, Q, we should be going.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

QUINN: I'm not leaving. Captain Janeway, I demand asylum.

 

[hux]

Q: This is a joke.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

QUINN: No it isn't. I am officially asking you, Captain, to grant me asylum and give me protection from my enemies, which is him.

 

[hux]

Q: You would ask these puny humans to protect you from me? Fat chance.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

(Quinn makes Q disappear. The ship starts shaking.)

JANEWAY: What did you do to him?

 

[LeadHead]

Quinn: Nothing. He's still there in the 24th century. I just took the rest of us to an old hiding place of mine.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JANEWAY: Report.