He doesn't live on a secluded island and brag about hunting the most dangerous game, does he?
Well, man was the most dangerous game before the advent of Helicat, at least.
Dead Cat Reborn as Helicopter!
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He doesn't live on a secluded island and brag about hunting the most dangerous game, does he?
Well, man was the most dangerous game before the advent of Helicat, at least.
Helicat will fuck you up good, Dude.
No, but he and his wife are wonderfully quirky. They're in their 70s and have an "open" relationship, and he's been dating a male ballerina from the Pacific Northwest Ballet, 40 years his junior. The first time I met his wife, she was wearing the same sweater as her dog. This dog regularly visits pet psychics. Wouldn't it be awesome to take Helicat to a pet seance and scare the shit out of one of those fraudulent-ass mediums?! Yet another utility for the flying stuffed dead cat!
That, or punish people who are cruel to cats by having it descend from the sky like an angel of death to deliver the righteous smackdown.
I wish Helicat had existed before they made The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Shit would have gone down differently.
I just hope to be witness if he does a low level fly by at a local Dog Park.
That would be fucking amazing. The ASPCA needs an army of helicopter animals to help them dispense justice!
I am a cat lover. i do find this a bit weird but I am not disgusted by it.
It wouldn't work with Miss Chicken. Because she is missing a front leg I don't think she would be aerodynamic though I think she would adore the idea of freaking out dogs by dive bombing them.
I think that my Georgy's long fur might cause some problems.
So that would only leave my Spider. He is the biggest wuss in life. I can't imagine him wanting to ever fly as he won't even climb a tree.
It wouldn't work with Miss Chicken. Because she is missing a front leg I don't think she would be aerodynamic though I think she would adore the idea of freaking out dogs by dive bombing them.
I think that my Georgy's long fur might cause some problems.
So that would only leave my Spider. He is the biggest wuss in life. I can't imagine him wanting to ever fly as he won't even climb a tree.
So I take it she wouldn't be up for a prosthetic leg/machine gun as in Planet Terror?
Cool. I didn't think of a prosthetic leg. Doable, I guess. I could be the start of a Black Cat Fleet.
Continuing the Austin Powers theme:
[Nigel Powers] Only a bloody Dutchman! [/Nigel Powers]
Because he's the feline the ASPCA deserves, but not the one it needs right now...
...He's a silent guardian.
A watchful protector.
A Helicat.
^ We ourselves should make a preview for the inevitable film. I'll narrate.
If HeliCat crashes, does it always land on its feet?
Yeah, I was wondering what the title was about when I saw the thread.
I'm kind of mixed, in that it's a very strange story but it seems clear the artist wanted to create a unique sort of dedication for Orville. I'm undecided whether he chose an appropriate way to do that, but perhaps it's in the eye of the beholder.
I was bored...
In case anyone else wants to make some:
In case anyone else wants to make some:
^^^Fanastic.
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