"Data's Day" Line-by-Line

[Zeratul]

[Hairdresser's salon] (a Bolian hairdresser is dealing with Geordi, but it's not Mot)
V'SAL: You don't need a haircut. You were just in here last week.

 

[Vanyel]

LaForge: Hey, if you'd done it right the first time I wouldn’t be back here so soon.

 

[Zeratul]

V'SAL: I know you want to look beautiful, but I'm just a barber, not a miracle worker.

 

[Vanyel]

LaForge: Just try to keep my ears on straight today, all right?

 

[Zeratul]

DATA [OC]: Friendly insults and jibes, another form of human speech that I am attempting to master, in this case with the help of Commander Geordi La Forge.

 

[Vanyel]

LaForge: Hi Data.

 

[Zeratul]

DATA [OC]: I consider Geordi to be my best friend.

 

[Vanyel]

LaForge: Here for a trim?

 

[Zeratul]

DATA: My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead.

 

[Vanyel]

LaForge: What?

 

[Zeratul]

DATA: My hair does not require trimming

 

[Vanyel]

LaForge: “Lunkhead”?

 

[Zeratul]

DATA: I am experimenting with friendly jibes and insults. It was not meant as a serious disparagement.

 

[Vanyel]

LaForge: Well...just don’t try it on the Captain.

 

[Zeratul]

DATA: No Geordi, I am still confused by Chief O'Brien's reaction this morning.

 

[Vanyel]

LaForge: MMM, yeah. He was just surprised, Data. He didn't mean to blow up like that. He knows that Keiko probably doesn't want to call off the marriage. She's just getting cold feet.

 

[Zeratul]

DATA: Cold fet? Jitters. A nervous reaction to an impending event of great importance.

 

[Vanyel]

LaForge: Right. Don't worry, everything’s going be fine. She'll change her mind again.

 

[Zeratul]

DATA: She will?

 

[Vanyel]

LaForge: Absolutely.