Data Put-Downs.

[Trekker4747]

Let's face it. Data is the master of the p0wn.

From "Measure of a Man"

DATA: "Sir, Lieutenant LaForge's eyes are far superior to human biological eyes, true?"

PICARD: "Yes"

DATA: "Then why are not all human officers required to have their eyes replaced with cybernetic implants?"

Picard is utterly at a loss for words. We can see the confusion on his face as he struggles for an answer to this unanswerable remark. Data rises with great dignity.

DATA: (continuing) "I see. It is precisely because I am not human.

PICARD: (defeated) "That'll be all Mr. Data."

 

[Whoa Nellie]

Let's face it. Data is the master of the p0wn.

I've always been partial to this line from the third season's 'The Ensigns of Command"

Data: "I could reduce this pumping station to a pile of debris...but I trust my point is clear. I am one android with a single weapon. There are hundreds of Sheliak on the way... and their weapons are far more powerful. And the Sheliak may not even offer you a target. They can obliterate this colony from orbit. You will die never having seen the faces of your killers."

Warmest Wishes,
Whoa Nellie

 

[sbk1234]

"You seem to have an aversion to orderliness."

 

[Turbo]

Data: "Does the Admiral have children, Sir?"
Picard: "I believe he does. Why?"
Data: "I am forced to wonder how much experience he had as a parent when his first child was born."

 

[cardinal biggles]

One of the few moments in "Code of Honor" that doesn't retard your mental development:

Data: For example, what Lutan has done is similar to what certain American Indians once did, called "counting coup." That is from an obscure language called French—
Picard: A language which for centuries on Earth represented civilization, Mister Data.
Data: Indeed?
Riker: I suggest you drop it, Mister Data.

 

[Trekker4747]

Data: "Does the Admiral have children, Sir?"
Picard: "I believe he does. Why?"
Data: "I am forced to wonder how much experience he had as a parent when his first child was born."

Another favorite of mine.

 

[Anwar]

Most of the stuff he said to Hobson in "Redemption", heck every last word he said to Hobson.

 

[Finn]

Data: "Does the Admiral have children, Sir?"
Picard: "I believe he does. Why?"
Data: "I am forced to wonder how much experience he had as a parent when his first child was born."

Another favorite of mine.

I don't recall this. What episode was this?

 

[Trekker4747]

Data: "Does the Admiral have children, Sir?"
Picard: "I believe he does. Why?"
Data: "I am forced to wonder how much experience he had as a parent when his first child was born."

Another favorite of mine.

I don't recall this. What episode was this?

Offspring. (Where Data builds a daughter and a SF Admiral comes to take her away.)

 

[Iamnotspock]

Data: "Does the Admiral have children, Sir?"
Picard: "I believe he does. Why?"
Data: "I am forced to wonder how much experience he had as a parent when his first child was born."

Another favorite of mine.

I don't recall this. What episode was this?

The Offspring.

From Deja Q:

Q: "Who does he think he is, giving me orders like that!"
Data: "Geordi thinks he is in command here. And he is correct."

 

[Sheliak]

Speaking to Dr. Marr after she had just destroyed the Crystalline Entity

and

"Resistance is futile!"

 

[Turbo]

"Could you please continue the petty bickering?"

 

[Scarebaby]

"Could you please continue the petty bickering?"

Yes! That one is my favorite too. With these put down threads I'm surprised no one has made a Q put downs thread yet, btw. He would definitely win.

 

[USSFiercemight]

Data always made me laugh. The funniest thing was the way Brent made those quizzical faces like a dog makes when you say something they don't understand. Like "Wha?"

 

[scorpius1701]

Forces of Nature (The ONLY good part in the whole thing.) When Geordi recommends phasering Spot as a training method for keeping her off the console.

Data: Geordi.....I cannot shoot my cat...

 

[SalvorHardin]

From Time's Arrow I think...

Riker: It's just that our mental pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns.

Data: I understand. I am also fond of you, Commander. And you as well, Counselor.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

One of the few moments in "Code of Honor" that doesn't retard your mental development:

Data: For example, what Lutan has done is similar to what certain American Indians once did, called "counting coup." That is from an obscure language called French—
Picard: A language which for centuries on Earth represented civilization, Mister Data.
Data: Indeed?
Riker: I suggest you drop it, Mister Data.

I'll have to look that one up.

 

[chrinFinity]

 

[jgdst]

Neither of these probably count, but for moments where Data dishes out a big bowl of pwn, I'd say:
1: grabbing a Borg by the throat and saying through clenched teeth "Stop... stop it... STOP.. STOP IT!" has got to be on the list?

2: Insurrection, Riker's just shaved off his beard. "Smooth as an android's bottom, eh Data?"
Data strokes it, thinks about it, shakes his head and walks off

 

[Iamnotspock]

Data always made me laugh. The funniest thing was the way Brent made those quizzical faces like a dog makes when you say something they don't understand. Like "Wha?"

Yeah, and his Poker face is a comedy classic.