Darwin would never have said that

[Miss Chicken]

I pinched this idea from the "New Scientist" magazine. There are running a contest on this topic (I promise I won't steal your ideas and enter the contest).

The exact wording of the contest is

"Things you would never have heard Darwin say about evolution".

I am especially looking for witty answers.

 

[archeryguy1701]

What do you mean that this evolution crap some validity behind it?!? I was just trying to screw with my preacher-brother!

 

[Trekker4747]

"The platypus ties it all together."

 

[ITL]

"I don't believe in evolution myself, but the chicks dig it, you know?"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"I went on a nice holiday to the Galápagos Islands and all I got was this lousy scientific theory."

 

[trekkerguy]

"Someone cover the Christians ears!"

 

[Outpost4]

"Finch, schminch."

 

[Roshi]

Darwin would never have mistaken theory for hypothesis...

 

[fennrysha]

"WWJD?"

 

[judge alba]

lets really annoy the church

 

[SPOCKED]

"I freww upp on the Queen mum's Beagle, I did"

 

[TheGodBen]

"Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that, I'm right and I will be proved right. I'm more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first, evolution or Christianity."

 

[Jadzia]

"My Theory of Evolution didn't evolve out of anything. I created it!"

 

[ITL]

"Paley? Paley's the MAN! Dude got it right - there's no frikkin way I could ever top that!"

 

[Amaris]

"I'll have the chicken fingers."


J.

 

[Kryton]

"Holy Christ, how do I top my first book?!? Okay, here we go...'Origin of Species II: The Sequel...

"Okay...page 1. Page 1. Pagina Uno. Lessee...'The night was...


...


...


...moist!'"

 

[Trekker4747]

"Evolution fully agrees with entropy!"

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

 

[Amaris]

"'...and it was with great exaltation that he gripped her firm buttocks, pressing her breasts against him, as she sighed in anticipation of his manhood. He stroked her lovingly, but with a hot intensity that burned like fire in his eyes. She leaned over him, her excitement dripping like a fine wine over his rippling abs.'

Okay children, we'll finish the Erotic Adventures of Hue G. Rection right here in the library, next Wednesday."


J.

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^

"Hey, baby. You're a natural. I select you."