Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.
- Thread starter Holdfast
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I'll sell myself to you if you can get me Campbell Brown's.
If you give me the master list of who likes whom then it's a deal.
SUNDAY LIST - WE KEEP WORKING EVEN WHEN GOD HAS TO TAKE A REST!
Girls
An Officer
Ashu
Aurian
Bears Discover Fire
Braindeer
Cali
CommanderRaytas
Crusher Disciple
DAK
DangerMouse
flamingliberal
IceHoneyRose
indranee
Jadzia
Jenee
K'ehleyr
Kestra
kimc
Kirks_tights
kitkat
mimic
Nerys Ghemor
Niorah
PeachWookie
PKTrekGirl
ria75
Rosalind
Temis the Vorta
The Wife of Brian
thestrangequark
T'Bonz
Trippy
Guys
apenpaap
AdAstra
AstroSmurf
benny
BlazerBoy
Captain Ice
Capt_Piett
cardinal biggles
Daneel
Danoz
deafpoet
ElimParra
Flukie
georgy
Holdfast (blame Kestra's underhanded villainy)
Hugo Rune
Huntingdon
J. Allen
JonathanWally
gwud
LavianoTS386
Locutus of Bored
Lupine
mcmac
Omnius
Philo
Plecostomus
Praetor
RJDiogenes
Ruaidhri
Squiggyfm
Starbreaker
Unicron
Venardhi
Zion Ravescene
Girls
An Officer
Ashu
Aurian
Bears Discover Fire
Braindeer
Cali
CommanderRaytas
Crusher Disciple
DAK
DangerMouse
flamingliberal
IceHoneyRose
indranee
Jadzia
Jenee
K'ehleyr
Kestra
kimc
Kirks_tights
kitkat
mimic
Nerys Ghemor
Niorah
PeachWookie
PKTrekGirl
ria75
Rosalind
Temis the Vorta
The Wife of Brian
thestrangequark
T'Bonz
Trippy
Guys
apenpaap
AdAstra
AstroSmurf
benny
BlazerBoy
Captain Ice
Capt_Piett
cardinal biggles
Daneel
Danoz
deafpoet
ElimParra
Flukie
georgy
Holdfast (blame Kestra's underhanded villainy)
Hugo Rune
Huntingdon
J. Allen
JonathanWally
gwud
LavianoTS386
Locutus of Bored
Lupine
mcmac
Omnius
Philo
Plecostomus
Praetor
RJDiogenes
Ruaidhri
Squiggyfm
Starbreaker
Unicron
Venardhi
Zion Ravescene
^ 
Am I not enough! And you still have not even bothered to PM me. Well I am taking a ride on my Huffy bike getting out of here.
Am I not enough! And you still have not even bothered to PM me. Well I am taking a ride on my Huffy bike getting out of here.
I do wonder if this thread is going anywhere anymore... 
Or should we go back to the lowest common denominator spoonerisms again?
Or should we go back to the lowest common denominator spoonerisms again?
^
I was waiting for you to make the first move!
Is there room for me on that hm, bike? It could be our first date.
^ Oh my. I guess we got our wires crossed. (To be honest, I was so shocked that something actually came out of it that I didn't know what to do.)
And there is plenty of room on the bike. Would you like to have dinner or should we just go get drunk at a bar? How about a movie!
Oh my. I guess we got our wires crossed. (To be honest, I was so shocked that something actually came out of it that I didn't know what to do.)And there is plenty of room on the bike. Would you like to have dinner or should we just go get drunk at a bar? How about a movie!
I don't know man...but am I pathetic for holding out hope for at least a mention of my name?I do wonder if this thread is going anywhere anymore...
Or should we go back to the lowest common denominator spoonerisms again?
It's not your wallet that you need to flash.Do I need to flash my wallet to get on the list
Depends what's in his wallet...
It's not your wallet that you need to flash.Do I need to flash my wallet to get on the list
Depends what's in his wallet...
Tens and Twenties?
God, I'm totally out of practice here. I'm like 15,000 pages behind with this albatross. As such, this will be a long post, and I suggest you skip it.
You know, you made my day. If the first post responding to my return hadn't been this, I think I would have been disturbed, depressed, and maybe a little upset.
Oh, BTW, I was in your neck of the woods two weeks ago.
This is just because I called you weird, isn't it? Just be glad -- I noodled with the idea of stealing your shtick in my initial post [no, you didn't - someone]
Just good?
I must say, though, An Officer, that contrary to what it may look like from time to time, I don't think either I or my return deserve it's own thread. And yes, I am indeed setting up a "You'd much rather just clog up preexisting ones" joke. To which I will say, "Of course. More people read it then."
Now, in all seriousness, and to address this whole song issue, I would humbly suggest "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?". It's on topic, and I'm sure I could pull off Rod Stewart (see link -- it's like looking in a mirror).
Alternatively, if that's not your cup of tea, there's always, "The Cat Came Back".
(Btw, everyone should watch that if they never have. It's a classic piece of animation from the NFB.)
After reading this entire goddamn thread, I think I can speak with some confidence that it has something to do with fucking with people's heads, right?
Speaking of which...
I have to admit, that was fast! I mean, really.. that happened within hours. It may not seem like it, but in all honestly, I genuinely wasn't expecting that.
It would, however, explain this oddity I noticed on the metro a few months ago.
At first, I thought someone from the Dairy Farmer's Association of Canada was playing a cruel joke on me (I'm allergic), but now I understand.
So, to whoever is responsible...
Alternatively, it's also fair to call everyone an 'attention whore', since everyone seeks attention and validation in life (some of us on an internet message board, even). Hence the feelings of rejection that can come up in anything like this. But you're exactly right in that...
I'm curious and flattered by my inclusion on this list, but I would have been just as happy if I hadn't been.
I used to be like that too, and it took me years to learn how to be comfortable with myself and like myself in a way that allowed me to gain the attention and validation I sought from others (also known as 'acting like an obnoxious blowhard on a Star Trek message board', cf. above).
That said, even though I've learned how to be an affable, out-going person, at the end of the day, I'm also one of those people who likes being quiet and to themselves. I'm an introvert, and any social activity is incredibly draining to me, so I always require a substantial amount of alone time to 'recharge my batteries'. That's true even for this board, which is why you'll often see me disappear for awhile, or not post much.
^YOU!
You know, you made my day. If the first post responding to my return hadn't been this, I think I would have been disturbed, depressed, and maybe a little upset.
Oh, BTW, I was in your neck of the woods two weeks ago.
And you are, again....?Where's Philo by the way?
This is what happens when you go away for awhile, and on return, do a search for your own username. I thought, "What the hell is this all about, why I am being mentioned, and who's the weirdo who even remembers who I am?"
This is just because I called you weird, isn't it? Just be glad -- I noodled with the idea of stealing your shtick in my initial post [no, you didn't - someone]
Just good?
It is Philo! Among us once again.
I must say, though, An Officer, that contrary to what it may look like from time to time, I don't think either I or my return deserve it's own thread. And yes, I am indeed setting up a "You'd much rather just clog up preexisting ones" joke. To which I will say, "Of course. More people read it then."
Now, in all seriousness, and to address this whole song issue, I would humbly suggest "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?". It's on topic, and I'm sure I could pull off Rod Stewart (see link -- it's like looking in a mirror).
Alternatively, if that's not your cup of tea, there's always, "The Cat Came Back".
(Btw, everyone should watch that if they never have. It's a classic piece of animation from the NFB.)
After reading this entire goddamn thread, I think I can speak with some confidence that it has something to do with fucking with people's heads, right?
Speaking of which...
I have to admit, that was fast! I mean, really.. that happened within hours. It may not seem like it, but in all honestly, I genuinely wasn't expecting that.
It would, however, explain this oddity I noticed on the metro a few months ago.
At first, I thought someone from the Dairy Farmer's Association of Canada was playing a cruel joke on me (I'm allergic), but now I understand.
So, to whoever is responsible...
Alternatively, it's also fair to call everyone an 'attention whore', since everyone seeks attention and validation in life (some of us on an internet message board, even
). Hence the feelings of rejection that can come up in anything like this. But you're exactly right in that...I'm curious and flattered by my inclusion on this list, but I would have been just as happy if I hadn't been.
I used to be like that too, and it took me years to learn how to be comfortable with myself and like myself in a way that allowed me to gain the attention and validation I sought from others (also known as 'acting like an obnoxious blowhard on a Star Trek message board', cf. above).
That said, even though I've learned how to be an affable, out-going person, at the end of the day, I'm also one of those people who likes being quiet and to themselves. I'm an introvert, and any social activity is incredibly draining to me, so I always require a substantial amount of alone time to 'recharge my batteries'. That's true even for this board, which is why you'll often see me disappear for awhile, or not post much.
Well, at least my influence is spreading everywhere - there IS no escape.
[Actually, Zion, you stole it from your own different persona from another website, if you remember correctly. Yes, YOU know what I'm talking about. - someone]In any case, welcome back!
