Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.

[Zulu Romeo]

And just as I was ready to bite into the little square of heaven, I woke to the sad realization that I was sitting on a crowded, fluorescent-lit 6 train, my arm stretched out in front of me, and my mouth open, awaiting the non-existent cucumber sandwich of my dreams.

That's so cute. And also very sad. Sorry about laughing.

I once had a dream about playing squash with ShamelessMcBundy. It was strange.

 

[An Officer]

The day before yesterday, I had a very vivid morning dream that I owned two chimpanzees, which lived with us in the flat (in the kitchen cupboards specifically)... and when I woke, I convinced myself my roommate must have got rid of them. I was so sad and upset with her, it took me a few minuted to realise I never owned any monkeys. I had been looking forward to feeding them orange slices you see, which were their favourites in our dream life together. Strange how dreams can occasionally feel as true as can be...

To think I hadn't even been drinking...

I've obviously been exposed to too much of a mixture of Michael Jackson documentaries, and Jayson threads.

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ I have very vivid dreams, and it often takes me a couple of minutes to reconcile myself to mere reality.

And just as I was ready to bite into the little square of heaven, I woke to the sad realization that I was sitting on a crowded, fluorescent-lit 6 train, my arm stretched out in front of me, and my mouth open, awaiting the non-existent cucumber sandwich of my dreams.

And everybody was LOOKING AT YOU.

 

[Holdfast]

I love Jeeves.

It's the way he cuts the crusts off the cucumber sandwiches.

I was reading The Code of the Woosters on the train on the way home from work one frigid February day -- I was coming home from the Bronx, which is a long haul to Brooklyn. I was really tired as I'd gotten up at 5am on little sleep, and I was very hungry, as I'd not had any food since my breakfast latte several hours earlier. I fell asleep reading and dreamed I was at an English garden party, all summer and fragrance, and there was a tempting tray of little cucumber sandwiches glittering in the sun in front of me. I took one. The bread was white and soft and the cucumber was the image of crisp freshness. I raised it to my mouth, admiring the lightness of it, the lack of crusts. My lips were wet with anticipation. And just as I was ready to bite into the little square of heaven, I woke to the sad realization that I was sitting on a crowded, fluorescent-lit 6 train, my arm stretched out in front of me, and my mouth open, awaiting the non-existent cucumber sandwich of my dreams.

I'll have to take you for afternoon tea at the Parsonage. They can do some lovely cucumber sandwiches.

I once had a dream about playing squash with ShamelessMcBundy. It was strange.

Is this code for something?

Sir, you both frighten & disgust me.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

And just as I was ready to bite into the little square of heaven, I woke to the sad realization that I was sitting on a crowded, fluorescent-lit 6 train, my arm stretched out in front of me, and my mouth open, awaiting the non-existent cucumber sandwich of my dreams.

That's so cute. And also very sad. Sorry about laughing.

I once had a dream about playing squash with ShamelessMcBundy. It was strange.

Who won and how many times?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

That's so cute. And also very sad. Sorry about laughing.

I once had a dream about playing squash with ShamelessMcBundy. It was strange.

Who won and how many times?

The game was tied when the court lights went out. [Kinky - someone]

 

[Kestra]

I fell asleep reading and dreamed I was at an English garden party, all summer and fragrance, and there was a tempting tray of little cucumber sandwiches glittering in the sun in front of me. I took one. The bread was white and soft and the cucumber was the image of crisp freshness. I raised it to my mouth, admiring the lightness of it, the lack of crusts.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Posted by thestrangequark:

My lips were wet with anticipation.

I love the image you put in my head.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I once had a dream about playing squash with ShamelessMcBundy. It was strange.

Who won and how many times?

The game was tied when the court lights went out. [Kinky - someone]

You've been reading my wish book again ...