Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.

[Daneel]

^^^^Eh, it'll be an e-wedding. I'm planning to just wear boxers.

Funny you should ask, I've literally just been doing some number crunching and was coming here to post them. Won't name names, but in general terms:

GIRL MOST FANCIED BY GUYS - tied lead between 2, with 5 nominations apiece. Several others on 4 and 3 each.
GUY MOST FANCIED BY GIRLS - tied lead between 2, with 2 nominations apiece.
GUY MOST FANCIED BY GUYS - leader has 2 nominations
GIRL MOST FANCIED BY GIRLS - tied lead between 2, but at only 1 nomination apiece

NUMBER OF GUYS SENDING IN CRUSHES: 19
NUMBER OF GIRLS SENDING IN CRUSHES: 7

What do we have to do to get you to reveal the list? It's not like we will know who nominated us, anyways.

Well, even without having seen the results, I think I can virtually guarantee that more than one person has put your name on their list, my dear.

Days later, I'm still delightfully stupefied over somebody putting my name in. I'm trying to figure out how that happened without me having to pay someone off. I suppose it's probably more of an "I enjoy this person's posts" sort of thing than what I think of as a crush, but it's still nice regardless.
Of course, it's entirely possible that someone might think I'm cute... stranger things have happened.

I still haven't submitted a list of my own yet -- perhaps I should. Maybe I'm taking this whole "crush" thing too seriously, when I presume it's just meant to be all in good fun. I'll think about it.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I understand the need to not tell everyone who chose who but surely there's no harm in actually writing at the side of each name how many times that person got a vote??

 

[Zulu Romeo]

723 posts in and no-one's done a "cupid stunt" joke yet?

 

[captcalhoun]

i'm not such a cupid stunt as to do one.

 

[RJDiogenes]

723 posts in and no-one's done a "cupid stunt" joke yet?

Damn.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

723 posts in and no-one's done a "cupid stunt" joke yet?

That's because the thread is in done in the best possible taste...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

723 posts in and no-one's done a "cupid stunt" joke yet?

That's because the thread is in done in the best possible taste...

"Of this thread I can only say this... of all the cupid stunts I have seen pulled off in this forum, this was in the best... possible taste."

 

[ITL]

723 posts in and no-one's done a "cupid stunt" joke yet?

Or indeed a "Mary Hinge" joke....

*tumbleweed*

What?!? That's what Cupid Stunt was originally going to be called...don't blame me, I didn't make it up...*grumble, mumble, grumbly mumbly....*

 

[AdAstra]

What do you wear to a gay wedding, anyway?

Not a lot if you get invited to the party.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

723 posts in and no-one's done a "cupid stunt" joke yet?

Or indeed a "Mary Hinge" joke....

*tumbleweed*

I think this thread has finally run its course now that we've resorted to entertaining ourselves with silly spoonerisms.

This is what happens when conversations on the natuire of love finally run dry. I call it Ravescene's Law no. 8 in B Minor (Unvollendete).

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

What do you wear to a gay wedding, anyway?

Not a lot if you get invited to the party.

I like where this is going.

 

[ITL]

This is what happens when conversations on the natuire of love finally run dry. I call it Ravescene's Law no. 8 in B Minor (Unvollendete).

No wonder I'm not on the list. My essentially mixolydian nature is a whole tone out of step....

 

[An Officer]

I understand the need to not tell everyone who chose who but surely there's no harm in actually writing at the side of each name how many times that person got a vote??

Exactly. If you've already revealed who gets crushed on, it's only fair you tell those people how many times. It's terribly teasing not to.

I don't think anyone in here is so stupid and childish as to get a bee in their bonnet about having got only 1 vote while so and so got 101 or something like that... even if they did, I would surely hope they would not vocalise it - this is not kindergarten after all. Give us some credit!

 

[Q2UnME]

Boy, this series started off strong and then hit the mid-season with filler episode after filler episode... When are we going to get to the results show, huh?



Q2UnME

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Boy, this series started off strong and then hit the mid-season with filler episode after filler episode... When are we going to get to the results show, huh?

We still need the Clip Show first.

 

[Squiggy]

What do you wear to a gay wedding, anyway?

Something fabulous?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Pink and sparkly!

 

[Emher]

Not many new submissions coming in now. Total matches remains stuck at 4. You people really just don't want to get laid, do you?

That's a horrible acusation and I resent that. I do too want to get laid. Badly.

Can you get to *checks other window* Scotland in the next half hour?

No, since I was chased away from the computer after that post. And what?

 

[Holdfast]

Nice. Now I wait for the Women Who Run With The Wolves.

I think she got held up by Man with High Powered Hunting Rifle.

What do you wear to a gay wedding, anyway?

Something fabulous, of course.

I understand the need to not tell everyone who chose who but surely there's no harm in actually writing at the side of each name how many times that person got a vote??

I set the rules of this popularity contest. It's unfair and arbitrary, just like life. But it IS more immaculately presented.

Talking of which:


LIST, THE IMMACULATE COLLECTION!

Girls

An Officer
Ashu
Aurian
Bears Discover Fire
Braindeer
Cali
CommanderRaytas
Crusher Disciple
DAK
DangerMouse
flamingliberal
IceHoneyRose
indranee
Jadzia
Jenee
K'ehleyr
Kestra
kimc
Kirks_tights
kitkat
mimic
Nerys Ghemor
Niorah
PeachWookie
PKTrekGirl
ria75
Rosalind
Temis the Vorta
The Wife of Brian
thestrangequark
T'Bonz
Trippy

Guys

apenpaap
AdAstra
AstroSmurf
benny
BlazerBoy
Captain Ice
Capt_Piett
cardinal biggles
Daneel
Danoz
deafpoet
ElimParra
Flukie
georgy
Holdfast (blame Kestra's underhanded villainy)
Hugo Rune
J. Allen
JonathanWally
gwud
LavianoTS386
Locutus of Bored
Lupine
Omnius
Philo
Plecostomus
Praetor
RJDiogenes
Ruaidhri
Squiggyfm
Starbreaker
Unicron
Venardhi
Zion Ravescene

 

[Amaris]

What do you wear to a gay wedding, anyway?

It doesn't matter. The shoulders will still be too big.


J.