Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.

[Zulu Romeo]

Well, at least I'm safe from other people's clutches. For now.

I always think the opposite. I seriously question the mental stability of all men and women who have hit on me in the past few years. Especially those who met me through work.

Oh, and if Shatner (the William one) ever post here, I want dibs. Bromance in the making...

I'd fight William Shatner.

 

[Plecostomus]

Does Jeri Ryan have an account here?

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

And speaking of hot, I am also disappointed with Holdy since he did put Karl Urban on the list. I put him specifically in my PM and he was miraculously left off. Either Holdfast thought I was being funny (which I am not) or he knows Karl posts here and doesn't want to reveal what his username is.

Celebrity crushes will only count if they post here and you cite their username.

That's too dignified for this thread.

It needs to more resemble a bad game show, suspended over a pool of green goo, on a slippery mat with padded sticks.

Quite so.




Fresh list:

Girls

An Officer
Aurian
Bears Discover Fire
Braindeer
Cali
CommanderRaytas
Crusher Disciple
DAK
flamingliberal
indranee
Jenee
K'ehleyr
Kestra
Kirks_tights
kitkat
Niorah
PeachWookie
PKTrekGirl
ria75
Rosalind
thestrangequark
Trippy

Guys

apenpaap
AdAstra
BlazerBoy
CaptPiett
Daneel
Danoz
ElimParra
Hugo Rune
JonathanWally
gwud
Praetor
Ruaidhri
Starbreaker
TSLaviano

The girls list is growing long... c'mon ladies/gay dudes, send in your choices too!

PS. I can't update the original post any more, so the link referenced therein will no longer be fresh unless a Misc Mod fancies editing in the new shortcut to this post. Otherwise, you'll just have to keep an eye on my posts in this thread.

Don't worry, if a match appears, you'll receives PM notification of escrow completion.

Well finally I wondered when someone was going to fess up to a crush on K'ehleyr. Oops I mean she seems nice.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

In truth, Crusher Disciple is really pretty when she's angry...

And when she's not angry?

When isn't she angry???

Kidding. She's beautiful when she is angry and when she is not angry...Just a different type of beautiful...

This post instilled in me a strange curiosity to actually see what everyone on the board looks like. I am not sure that is a good thing or not.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

1 1/2

I would Hold, but then I would get in trouble

How's the half work?

It's Squiggy, Eddie and Shameless...I don't know...

Get rid of squiggs, and we'll talk.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

And when she's not angry?

When isn't she angry???

Kidding. She's beautiful when she is angry and when she is not angry...Just a different type of beautiful...

This post instilled in me a strange curiosity to actually see what everyone on the board looks like. I am not sure that is a good thing or not.

A word of warning - to gaze into my face is to know the true meaning of despair and abyssal horror.

 

[RJDiogenes]

All you ladies who are interested in me must resend your PMs. Holdfast lost them again.

 

[Plecostomus]

A word of warning - to gaze into my face is to know the true meaning of despair and abyssal horror.

And that's with the veil ON folks.

 

[CorporalClegg]

All you ladies who are interested in me must resend your PMs. Holdfast lost them again.

But was it by accident?

 

[Plecostomus]

All you ladies who are interested in me must resend your PMs. Holdfast lost them again.

My wife says quit stalking her.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

All you ladies who are interested in me must resend your PMs. Holdfast lost them again.

Just ladies Ouch...

 

[An Officer]

Blowing a kiss to whoever mentioned me. This person obviously has excellent taste.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Blowing a kiss to whoever mentioned me. This person obviously has excellent taste.

I mean.... indeed. [You might as well erect a sign up - someone]

 

[CorporalClegg]

Now, now. It's not nice to laugh at the less fortunate.

 

[RJDiogenes]

All you ladies who are interested in me must resend your PMs. Holdfast lost them again.

But was it by accident?

I don't think so.

My wife says quit stalking her.

And do what?

Just ladies Ouch...

Indeed. I keep hoping for bisexuality but it never happens.

 

[An Officer]

I mean.... indeed. [You might as well erect a sign up - someone]

I had a feeling it might be you, you little tease. Thanks for giving me a smile. I needed it.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I mean.... indeed. [You might as well erect a sign up - someone]

I had a feeling it might be you, you little tease. Thanks for giving me a smile. I needed it.

I, er, have a confession to make. I haven't sent in a list. [That's actually quite obvious, come to think of it - someone]

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

All you ladies who are interested in me must resend your PMs. Holdfast lost them again.

Just ladies Ouch...

Oh that's ok. I'm still here.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

All you ladies who are interested in me must resend your PMs. Holdfast lost them again.

Just ladies Ouch...

Oh that's ok. I'm still here.

That makes me feel weird...And not the good kind of weird.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Nuts.