And when she's not angry?
Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.
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Thespeckledkiwi
Vice Admiral
And when she's not angry?
When isn't she angry???
Kidding. She's beautiful when she is angry and when she is not angry...Just a different type of beautiful...
Can't argue there.... 
If you're smart (and on the list), you just send a PM with a list of everyone of the opposite gender. Should get you a PM with the name of the person that sent your name in
Now how does that work? You're assuming those people on the list ("crushees") ALSO sent in lists of people of the opposite sex, but that's not necessarily the case.
If you're smart (and on the list), you just send a PM with a list of everyone of the opposite gender. Should get you a PM with the name of the person that sent your name in
Now how does that work? You're assuming those people on the list ("crushees") ALSO sent in lists of people of the opposite sex, but that's not necessarily the case.
Well, if you send in a list of everyone of the opposite sex, and don't get a call from the escrow service then at least you then know it's a same-sex crush, and that'll either float your boat or not...
My phone loses power at the VERY moment I click on this thread, I spent the next 5 hours waiting to get home to get to my computer again, worrying and hoping that my online love life [
- everyone] hasn't been sent crashing down to earth [
- more everyone] and I come back home... to this....
Well, at least I'm safe from other people's clutches. For now.
- everyone] hasn't been sent crashing down to earth [
Well, at least I'm safe from other people's clutches. For now.
My phone loses power at the VERY moment I click on this thread, I spent the next 5 hours waiting to get home to get to my computer again, worrying and hoping that my online love life [- more everyone] and I come back home... to this....
Well, at least I'm safe from other people's clutches. For now.
If people are working through their crush list alphabetically, and sending them in small sets to avoid detection, then it'll take a while for people to get to you. Don't give up hope yet! Or you could change your name to Aardvark Ravescene.
Well, at least I'm safe from other people's clutches. For now.
Aww, well you're on my list of AWESOME if that counts for anything!
Ah, my long lost brother Aardvark. Ironic that he got eaten by a mass of army ants. Poor bugger.If people are working through their crush list alphabetically, and sending them in small sets to avoid detection, then it'll take a while for people to get to you. Don't give up hope yet! Or you could change your name to Aardvark Ravescene.
Incidentally, I have been toying with the recent sugestion to change my username to Zyon Ravescene in order to move even further down the alphabet. (sadly not the very end, unless Zzyon Ravescene is a possibility, in honour of the new South Welsh town of Lleytonhwydd.
)Awesome? Thanks!Well, at least I'm safe from other people's clutches. For now.
Aww, well you're on my list of AWESOME if that counts for anything!
Not that the Awesome trait has ever been in our family, but still... 
And speaking of hot, I am also disappointed with Holdy since he did put Karl Urban on the list. I put him specifically in my PM and he was miraculously left off. Either Holdfast thought I was being funny (which I am not) or he knows Karl posts here and doesn't want to reveal what his username is.
Celebrity crushes will only count if they post here and you cite their username.
Quite so.
Fresh list:
Girls
An Officer
Aurian
Bears Discover Fire
Braindeer
Cali
CommanderRaytas
Crusher Disciple
DAK
flamingliberal
indranee
Jenee
K'ehleyr
Kestra
Kirks_tights
kitkat
Niorah
PeachWookie
PKTrekGirl
ria75
Rosalind
thestrangequark
Trippy
Guys
apenpaap
AdAstra
BlazerBoy
CaptPiett
Daneel
Danoz
ElimParra
Hugo Rune
JonathanWally
gwud
Praetor
Ruaidhri
Starbreaker
TSLaviano
The girls list is growing long... c'mon ladies/gay dudes, send in your choices too!
PS. I can't update the original post any more, so the link referenced therein will no longer be fresh unless a Misc Mod fancies editing in the new shortcut to this post. Otherwise, you'll just have to keep an eye on my posts in this thread.
Don't worry, if a match appears, you'll receives PM notification of escrow completion.
Incidentally, I have been toying with the recent sugestion to change my username to Zyon Ravescene in order to move even further down the alphabet. (sadly not the very end, unless Zzyon Ravescene is a possibility, in honour of the new South Welsh town of Lleytonhwydd.
Zzyon sounds cool - so long as it doesn't require the bizarre sounds of the Welsh "Ll"
PS. I can't update the original post any more, so the link referenced therein will no longer be fresh unless a Misc Mod fancies editing in the new shortcut to this post. Otherwise, you'll just have to keep an eye on my posts in this thread.
It must be the heat or something. First post editified.
Zyon is cuter, though - especially when screamed out.Incidentally, I have been toying with the recent sugestion to change my username to Zyon Ravescene in order to move even further down the alphabet. (sadly not the very end, unless Zzyon Ravescene is a possibility, in honour of the new South Welsh town of Lleytonhwydd.
Zzyon sounds cool - so long as it doesn't require the bizarre sounds of the Welsh "Ll"
Don't worry, if a match appears, you'll receives PM notification of escrow completion.
How many matches is it up to now?
Thespeckledkiwi
Vice Admiral
Don't worry, if a match appears, you'll receives PM notification of escrow completion.
How many matches is it up to now?
1 1/2
I would Hold, but then I would get in trouble
Don't worry, if a match appears, you'll receives PM notification of escrow completion.
How many matches is it up to now?
1 1/2
I would Hold, but then I would get in trouble
How's the half work?
Still waiting for more matches, but as the list grows longer, so the chances get better!
Thanks bro, you'll always be the true love of my life.
I mean, um, like, dude, thanks for the edit man.
PS. I can't update the original post any more, so the link referenced therein will no longer be fresh unless a Misc Mod fancies editing in the new shortcut to this post. Otherwise, you'll just have to keep an eye on my posts in this thread.
It must be the heat or something. First post editified.
Thanks bro, you'll always be the true love of my life.
I mean, um, like, dude, thanks for the edit man.
Thespeckledkiwi
Vice Admiral
How's the half work?
It's Squiggy, Eddie and Shameless...I don't know...
Well, at least I'm safe from other people's clutches. For now.
I always think the opposite. I seriously question the mental stability of all men and women who have hit on me in the past few years. Especially those who met me through work.
Oh, and if Shatner (the William one) ever post here, I want dibs. Bromance in the making...
1 1/2
I would Hold, but then I would get in trouble
How's the half work?
It's Squiggy, Eddie and Shameless...I don't know...
I changed my mind, I don't want to know.
