Court case revolving around ''MANGA''!

[miraclefan]

Crap, I better go hide my Negima collection

I take it there's a ''BUNCH'' of panty shots of underage girls?

If panty shots includes full nudity then yes? Granted it is always cleverly covered by smoke or trees but its there. It tends to become less and less of a "design choice" later on in the series though

FULL NUDITY!? but it's drawn in such a way, to get the kids to read!

 

[zakkrusz]

Japan's culture and censorship laws are different for instance stuff like Queen's Blade can air on regular TV during the daytime. They don't usually have a problem with kids seeing nudity. It's only the western world that does. Plus Negima! is aimed at teens anyway.

Night Shift Nurses? If that's the case, then you really need to expand your horizons. I haven't seen any medical hentai that approaches the violent sci-fi and fantasy stuff.

Bingo, but the violence is not the issue.

Spoiler: NSN

it's all the rape and torturing of women, which is worse in my book. I don't know what's worse the acts themselves or the fact that some people are actually turned on by watching that type of shit enough for them to make porn out of. The only good thing about the series was that all the girls eventually got together and shanked that bastard to death in the end with a knife. Mwuhahahaha!!

 

[clint g]

I take it there's a ''BUNCH'' of panty shots of underage girls?

If panty shots includes full nudity then yes? Granted it is always cleverly covered by smoke or trees but its there. It tends to become less and less of a "design choice" later on in the series though

FULL NUDITY!? but it's drawn in such a way, to get the kids to read!

Indeed, though in all fairness to the manga, it is given an OT rating, meaning 16 plus. Also, they never show any nipple and what not, so thats how they dodge the M rating I suppose. Of note though is that the first negima series is rated TVPG while the second is TVMA.

 

[zakkrusz]

Which I don't really get since the first one had far more fan service than the second one.

 

[Gojirob]

Better said than my own words. Bart would never hurt Lisa in that way. Now, pics showing them as older teens and him, flabergasted, walking in on Lisa with an exhausted Milhouse would be in character, if still not something I'd rush to Google. One twisto even had the Chipmunks ( I was looking for a pic from when 50's Alvin met 80's Alvin in a BTTF homage), but the characters were done right--so to speak.

Chipmonk on chipmonk action?

Sort-of. Each one was depicted with his female counterpart from the Chipettes. Alvin was doing Brittany while Dave off-screen shouted 'ALVIN!', and Theodore was with his Chipette while both mentally thought about how this was as good as a triple-chocolate sundae...and their thoughts trailed off entirely to food, as would likely happen in a 'real' Chipmunks situation, given those two's track record. I was still 'Why?', but impressed that at least the artist knew the characters. Oh, and I have since bought the DVD with 50's Chipmunks meeting 80's, even using the 50's animation. A fun ep, prolly the best of the infinite BTTF homages out there.

 

[Trent Roman]

^ That's so ridiculous. With those voices, the Chipmunks are obviously castrati.

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

 

[miraclefan]

Japan's culture and censorship laws are different for instance stuff like Queen's Blade can air on regular TV during the daytime. They don't usually have a problem with kids seeing nudity. It's only the western world that does. Plus Negima! is aimed at teens anyway.

Night Shift Nurses? If that's the case, then you really need to expand your horizons. I haven't seen any medical hentai that approaches the violent sci-fi and fantasy stuff.

Bingo, but the violence is not the issue.

Spoiler: NSN

it's all the rape and torturing of women, which is worse in my book. I don't know what's worse the acts themselves or the fact that some people are actually turned on by watching that type of shit enough for them to make porn out of. The only good thing about the series was that all the girls eventually got together and shanked that bastard to death in the end with a knife. Mwuhahahaha!!

Oy! I pitty future generations. Question? What the HELL is with JAPAN?! is every nation this bad? ''or'' are some are just better at hideing this....STUFF!?

 

[Gojirob]

Actually, there are some Cinemax movies a while back that are as bad as anything we've discussed here. They have the villain winning after some spectacularly hideous things, with those who live utterly ruined. Who TF would like these is beyond me. We all have this shit. It is one of the sad LCD's that unite all nations and cultures.

 

[miraclefan]

^This reminds me of a simpson episode, (belive it or not!) the preacher of there local church was giveing out flyers trying to get more people to come to church. On the flyer was Homer asleep, and possibly drunk in the church, and under the picture it said: And Jesus died for THIS? When ever I read things about people enjoying or doing some of the most unspeakable things, I ''ALWAYS'' think back to that quote (And JESUS died for THIS?)

 

[Gojirob]

I might argue, as this Good Friday begins, that, without something to turn away from, we might not know what to turn to. Maybe these f-up stories help us to better appreciate ones where pointless cruelty does not prevail. The 'Magical Twilight' story I mentioned before is definitely an H, but even the H elements are presented almost sweetly. A player and a deadly villain even end up as a happy monogamous couple. It can be done. These cruel-H makers are just lazy. Like many horror-movie makers nowadays, they mistake hopeless despairing endings for creative ones. Possibly the more out-there a given genre is to start, the worse its true crap pieces smell.

 

[zakkrusz]

Conversely, H is really a gamble. Like I said before, you have more of chance to find something downright disgusting or lame than you do finding something worthwhile. I suppose it just makes the good ones shine all the brighter though. Diamonds in the rough, so to speak.

 

[Gojirob]

More like diamond chips. Its kind of like the endless parade of Porky's rip-offs in the 80's, each with its own take on the shower scene. Like most H, they lose a lot of their titillation in that they require almost all women to obtain advanced PhD's in Great Big Soaring Stupidity. Heh. Maybe we should have a mock-list of rules for non-abusive H-Characters to obey, just like their horror-film counterparts.

 

[Gojirob]

Okay, I'll start. This is done for humor, of course, and speaks sarcastically at some of the stupid/sick stuff we find in the H-entries that don't even try. This is for all non-abuser characters, or characters that wish to avoid doing big wrongs, although, its like as not that some wrong will occur.

1 - If an authority figure you have known well is suddenly replaced, immediately be on your guard.

2 - If a close relative or someone you think of as such suddenly starts advances you don't like, take this as a sign and avoid.

3 - If someone has recorded your wrong, unless it be of you dumping a body of someone you didn't kill in self-defense, tell everyone you know yourself. The extortionist will just tape further wrongs they make you do, then release it anyway.

4 - Ladies - it may be that, while you are sleeping, girls from legit anime are sapping your strength, so that they may send guys into orbit who may have seen their panties in the laundry room, leaving you unable to stop a wildly grinning DMV clerk.

5 - Guys - Accept no gifts from anyone. They will backfire. If something you do accept gives you power over women, use it to learn all their favorite stuff and buttons to avoid pushing. It'll slow down the sex, but leave you alive and whole.

6 - Read no old diaries. Uh-Uh.

7 - Haunted places probably are. Leave them. Haunted places with 'legends' of molesting ghosts should be Molotov-ed repeatedly.

8 - If a young couple decides they want to have sex, do it right away, even if one is not 100% sure. This will avoid the wacky misadventures that have each of them with up to 15 partners. Don't use force, save the force of the argument that the relief will prevent further stupidity.

9 - If a girl always undresses, bathes and is otherwise never seen naked by any others, bounce a ball in the direction of their groin, and be prepared to apologize. But otherwise, she may have a secret most won't like.

10 - Take a part-time job chopping up squid and octopus. Get very good at it. Like a good burglar alarm, this skill will force the tentacles to move on to the next house.

 

[miraclefan]

Okay, I'll start. This is done for humor, of course, and speaks sarcastically at some of the stupid/sick stuff we find in the H-entries that don't even try. This is for all non-abuser characters, or characters that wish to avoid doing big wrongs, although, its like as not that some wrong will occur.

1 - If an authority figure you have known well is suddenly replaced, immediately be on your guard.

2 - If a close relative or someone you think of as such suddenly starts advances you don't like, take this as a sign and avoid.

3 - If someone has recorded your wrong, unless it be of you dumping a body of someone you didn't kill in self-defense, tell everyone you know yourself. The extortionist will just tape further wrongs they make you do, then release it anyway.

4 - Ladies - it may be that, while you are sleeping, girls from legit anime are sapping your strength, so that they may send guys into orbit who may have seen their panties in the laundry room, leaving you unable to stop a wildly grinning DMV clerk.

5 - Guys - Accept no gifts from anyone. They will backfire. If something you do accept gives you power over women, use it to learn all their favorite stuff and buttons to avoid pushing. It'll slow down the sex, but leave you alive and whole.

6 - Read no old diaries. Uh-Uh.

7 - Haunted places probably are. Leave them. Haunted places with 'legends' of molesting ghosts should be Molotov-ed repeatedly.

8 - If a young couple decides they want to have sex, do it right away, even if one is not 100% sure. This will avoid the wacky misadventures that have each of them with up to 15 partners. Don't use force, save the force of the argument that the relief will prevent further stupidity.

9 - If a girl always undresses, bathes and is otherwise never seen naked by any others, bounce a ball in the direction of their groin, and be prepared to apologize. But otherwise, she may have a secret most won't like.

10 - Take a part-time job chopping up squid and octopus. Get very good at it. Like a good burglar alarm, this skill will force the tentacles to move on to the next house.

I LOVE THIS!

 

[zakkrusz]

11. Don't eat or drink anything anybody gives you otherwise you'll end up raped and/or dead.

12. Put that demonic magic book right the hell back where you found it and transfer schools immediately.

 

[Gojirob]

13. Any woman who calls you 'Manager' is likely to be doing you extreme favors in the very near future. If you favor one of these women over the others, try and show it quickly, though somehow she will be insanely understanding about the whole thing. Don't worry - for some reason, wild, unprotected sex does not cause pregnancy in your world, unless the writer reads this or a like post and throws it on at the end, in which case, all your 'employees' will be pregnant.

14. Unlike real or anime girls, these girls will just stand there when you walk in on them nude, or harumph and still not put on a towel. A simple compliment will inexplicably calm them.

15. Ladies--its called an involuntary reaction. When a molester or pushy guy shows you the results of his unwanted manipulations down below, this does not mean that you secretly want this to continue.

16. If you fear that you are about to fail university entrance exams, immediately contact Professor Urashima Keitaro for tutoring. Failure on these exams could lead to meetings with sleazy characters, or make you a targeted pawn in a cosmic/magical struggle. Use your Professor as a human shield against these types, its OK--its been fan-speculated that he's Wolverine's descendant.

17. Send the ultra-cute, mature 13-year-old girl out to buy pizza and groceries. You're already getting more than you deserve, you can wait three to five years.

18. Just assume that he's lying whoever he is, and whatever he's speaking about. Yes, it is worse than in RL.

19. Avoid any relative you haven't seen in a really long time.

20. Don't assume another woman will rescue you. Again, worse than RL.

 

[zakkrusz]

21. Mysterious Transfer Student = Irresistible Sex Object, Have fun but watch your back. (Why #12 is a good idea.)

22. Even though you've had just about every single female you know and she knows it, that one girl you actually like will still be willing to let you have your way with her, instead of calling you a worthless man-whore and telling you to get lost.

23. Public places such as parks, schools, and beaches will immediately become deserted for you, even at hours when people should be there, when you and your partner decide to get it on. People will even ignore you or just watch instead of calling the cops and having you busted for public indecency.

 

[Sephiroth]

24: girls: bring wet-naps, average semen capacity for a hentai-guy is 5 litres

 

[miraclefan]

19. Avoid any relative you haven't seen in a really long time.

YOU HAVE to love them CRAZY japanese!

24: girls: bring wet-naps, average semen capacity for a hentai-guy is 5 litres

*barf*

 

[CaptJimboJones]

As someone only very dimly aware of even the existence of hentai, this thread has been quite an education. I must echo was was voiced earlier: "What the f*ck is wrong with Japan?"