Spoilers Cooking recipes.

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Discovery' started by φ of π, Jan 23, 2018.

  1. Tuskin38

    Tuskin38 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Unless the Emperor sent someone to pick him up from the Shenzhou, that wasn't Saru. He wasn't on the shuttle with Burnham and Lorca.
     
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  2. BMaxwell

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  3. CorporalClegg

    CorporalClegg Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Worf: "Delicious."
     
  4. bigglesworth

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    I'm a simple guy. A nice juicy Kelpian burger with ketchup, mustard and cheese and I'm good to go.

    BTW @φ of π, great thread.
     
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  5. Hythlodeus

    Hythlodeus Commodore Commodore

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    that wasn't Saru
     
  6. φ of π

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    I also thought it was Saru at first glance, but according to Memory Alpha, that Kelpien was played by a different actor: Clayton Scott.
     
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  7. ITDUDE

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    Waaaa? Mind blown
     
  8. Maestro

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    Kelpian Helper “Saruganoff” is my favorite. Now with 20% more ganglia.
     
  9. Serveaux

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    Isn't this kind of a sad end for Trek fandom to have come to?
     
  10. Nerys Myk

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    Lighten up Francis.
     
  11. Refuge

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    It is sad. Underneath the jokes it was bad enough Georgiou was reduced to a meal in one universe and a pantomime baddie in another. Not sure the writers expected giggles from showing the Kelpiens being a menu item either.
     
  12. F. King Daniel

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    I think a pulled Kelpian wrap would be pretty awesome.

    And by awesome I mean horrific and gross.
     
  13. Hythlodeus

    Hythlodeus Commodore Commodore

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    YMMD, but personally I find the sexualization of T'Pol and 7 of 9 way, way sadder
     
  14. Wulfsa

    Wulfsa Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Open a new thread for that kind of discussion... Has nothing to do with cooking Kelpians, by the way, i want to taste some female Kelpian...
     
  15. Ar-Pharazon

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    See, I was thinking it might still be DJ so they could save having to make up one more person.
     
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  17. φ of π

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    Maybe it was Saru's twin brother. ;)
     
  18. seigezunt

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    Apparently there was some confusion because the assisted audio track for the visually impaired referred to it being Saru, which Nardino insists was a mistake.
     
  19. shapeshifter

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    I suspect they were giggling too but they also have a serious motive. This is set up for a future moment between Her and P-Saru. Remember Burnham lying to him about not seeing M-Kelpians, because they were slaves?

    That's going to be hard enough to (someday?) apologize to him for but now another layer has been added - how is she ever going to explain having eaten one?

    Coming Soon to The MU: Kentucky Fried Kelpians.
     
  20. Hythlodeus

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    I'm sure Saru knows how delicious he is
     
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