Confessions: You do it and you know it is bad
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^On the floor after a couple has screwed on it. Have you never been clubbing?
^Or seen the funny images thread?
Beautiful! I love rabbits and hares.
Awesome, was it spooge or lady goo?
...And there it is: a brand new low.
You did it and you knew it was bad.
That's peanut butter in the middle isn't it.
Is it a 'double stuff' Oreo? It looks fracking marvelous.
That's bad and you know itThough galleries are great places to troll if feeling naughty.
I don't touch the paintings. I just touch the dinosaur bones and really super old statues.
I mean this bone was INSIDE a dinosaur millions of years ago, who wouldn't want to touch it?
Well, technically, that's a fossil that you're touching. And, the fossil is not the bone that was in the dinosaur. A fossil is a mineralized representation of biological remains.
Still, cool none the less!
Mr Awe
Oh shush.
A friend said to me, that shouldn't be allowed to wear that at a convention. I was a little shocked when I first saw it. Plus I know who it is.
And on the library overdues - I've got three libraries that I won't get anything from ever again. One of them was over 15 years ago, when I didn't return a book. Two others in Sydney also. I think I owe around $30 to the library here in Newcastle, as I'm gonna return some stuff tomorrow.
I have absolutely no problem with the costume. It's kind of bondagy but if you didn't know what that was (ie if you brought your kid along to a con) you would not have a clue. But my god, why go to all that trouble and expense and not use deodorant or apparently wash?!
In college, I used to go back out to my car to eat lunch. Sometimes it would be a good three quarters of a mile walk to where I parked, but I didn't care. I just liked the feeling of crushing peoples hopes of finding a parking spot. That look of utter disappointment when they realized I wasn't leaving...It felt so good.
The fact that I myself had to wait for an hour to find that spot made it all the sweeter.
The fact that I myself had to wait for an hour to find that spot made it all the sweeter.
I used to turn in a few extra hours of work to my supervisor. They never ever got my paycheck right so I had to inflate it to just break ever.
I stole a lottery ticket from my friend.It was only worth $3.
One thing I can never get over is the poor hygiene I've encountered at conventions.
I've never been to a Trek convention, but I can rank (ha ha get it?) the types of conventions I've been to by their "funk factor":
Sex conventions: Not funky (everything smells like something, but not BO)
Comic book conventions (e.g. New York Comic Con): Not very funky
Anime conventions: Somewhat funky
Tabletop gaming conventions: Rather funky
Video game conventions: Maximum funk
This is in spite of convention programs almost always saying that you should shower every day. That they even have to mention this makes me go
.Seriously, people. Bathe.
I was at a gaming convention once where they had these little containers of deodorizer. They just sat on each table, supposedly absorbing the stink. The room still smelled bad. I was only able to stand a few minutes of it. Gross.
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