CONFESSIONAL thread (ANONYMOUS so tell us the juicy stuff!)

[Bob The Skutter]

I always jest. In a confessional thread by its very nature its going to be near the knuckle.

I agree. But better not say too much about the new rules, unless I have already...

 

[Gryffindorian]

There is a difference between cheerful vulgarity and downright unpleasantness.

Between the two, I'd take the "downright unpleasantness." I read the warning thread that T'Bonz started (I don't know if others did). Although I've heard so much worse from other sites, people should really use common sense and good judgment when they're posting (e.g., using graphic language, demeaning comments, etc., which are just as bad as flaming and trolling).

 

[Holdfast]

Somehow I don't think that'll be a problem.

No it wouldn't and I am really confused. I thought my being a "Big Mo" was common knowledge but I am not all that feminine. (Don't get the wrong idea about the fairy costume kids. My being butch then wearing make-up and looking all girly was part of the big joke with that costume.) That could be throwing things off a bit. And I know for certain everyone knows about my being slutty. I advertise that.

Unless the confessee meant that he didn't want to confuse Holdfast's crush lists. This would be before Holdfast talked about his amazing colour-coded spreadsheet!

Apparently this is what's going on.

Think I can one up you - I dated a girl and cheated with her twin sister. Now that took some doing.

Ah, but how do you know?

Fashion magazines are not for everyone, though; for instance, it wouldn't be advisable to tell an anorexic 16-year-old girl to read Cosmopolitan.

At least she'd have a better orgasm in between missing meals.


MOAR!!!

I posted as a dual at another message board, to piss off the assholes there, just for shits & giggles.

While I have not done so at TrekBBS, I still get the urge to try this again elsewhere.

Duals, at TrekBBS? Shurely Shome Mishtake?

 

[trampledamage]

I posted as a dual at another message board, to piss off the assholes there, just for shits & giggles.

While I have not done so at TrekBBS, I still get the urge to try this again elsewhere.

Why not just post to piss off the assholes as yourself. I could understand creating a dual if you wanted (just for the fun of it) to post to create arguments with people who'd otherwise agree with you. But if you think they're assholes anyway, why not do it as yourself?

I suppose a dual could be handy in that you could have arguments with yourself - they could post all the rude stuff and then you as you could come along and tell them off for being mean

 

[tharpdevenport]

When I was 17, I dated three women at the same time. None of them knew I was dating the others, and I managed to keep that going for six months until one moved away and the other found someone new. The third one I broke up with. To this day, none of them know, and I have managed to keep that secret for many years. What makes that feat so special to me? They were all sisters.

Think I can one up you - I dated a girl and cheated with her twin sister. Now that took some doing.

Ah, but how do you know?

Maybe they were sharing you and you were the one being takein advantage of. ;-)

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Think I can one up you - I dated a girl and cheated with her twin sister. Now that took some doing.

Ah, but how do you know?

Maybe they were sharing you and you were the one being takein advantage of. ;-)

Like Patrick in Coupling, they'd trade off and he wouldn't notice... But in his case they weren't identical.

 

[msbae]

At first, I thought this was supposed to be a daily confession thread like the other one asking to describe your life in one word. That'd be fun.

Then todays word is: Porn.

Hey don't judge I'm a single man all alone at home.

I couldn't judge you, even if I wanted to...

I don't think I've read it in full before. I lol'ed.

Glad you enjoyed it I decided to write it proper since I was writing it anyways.

That was a pretty amusing story.

Now, time for my contribution... which will either make you laugh, think I'm an asshole or both.

Last summer, I wrote a MySpace blog in the middle of the night because I was unable to sleep and bored. It was brutally sarcastic and exceptionally offensive. Somehow, that fact managed to escape me and I posted it without doing some much needed editing before posting online. It was about how I was annoyed with certain friends of mine giving me unsolicited romantic advice. Hardly any of them have even managed to date a decent/healthy/sane person since I've known them so, their advice was not wanted. I made the supposed mistake of mentioning names of real people in this blog post too, which I shouldn't have done. I had also expressed my distaste for their choices in women, which are so damn fat and ugly that you'd think they were dating the Cloverfield Monster. I'm not joking, either.

I don't have the original post anymore but, I do remember a few choice quips from it...

I want a woman who will make my penis HARD, not run away screaming in terror!!!

I don't want to play 'find a fold and fuck it' with Shamu the beached whale.

^^^I still laugh my ass off whenever I think about those two quotes.

Anyway, those people were very upset with that post. Two of them decided to ask me what was going through my mind and approached me like a sane person. I am still friends with those two today. The others acted like Emo faggots, got pissy and immediately jumped to conclusions. (One would think they would know better than to do such foolish things where I'm involved...)

I decided to take that incident as an opportunity to unceremoniously delete them from my friends list, cell phone contacts and life altogether. It was Machiavellian and cruel but, it needed to be done. I was going through a paradigm shift at the time and just about everything in my life was being re-examined. As part of that re-examination, I decided to get rid of any friend or contact I had that could be considered a loser. Those people were only going to hold me back. Besides, I had more important things to deal with at the time than to worry about a bunch of whiny assholes. It's not like I didn't say those kind of things to their faces plenty of times over the +/- 10 years I knew some of them. I'm pretty damn sure I wasn't joking when I said those sort of things too.

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Should I reveal any other dark secrets? Should I entertain you all with more tales of some of my previous misadventures? It's your call, people.

 

[DS9Continuing]

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The others acted like Emo faggots

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You're definitely not making yourself any new friends with this.

 

[T'Bonz]

As part of that re-examination, I decided to get rid of any friend or contact I had that could be considered a loser. Those people were only going to hold me back. Besides, I had more important things to deal with at the time than to worry about a bunch of whiny assholes.

Seems to me that they came out ahead in this deal. I think that they were the WINNERS, not the losers.

You come off by posting that as being arrogant and smug.

Regrettably, life has a way of knocking people with attitudes like that on their asses sooner or later.

Good luck. You're going to need it with your attitude.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Karma is a wonderful thing at times, isn't it?

 

[RJDiogenes]

I decided to take that incident as an opportunity to unceremoniously delete them from my friends list, cell phone contacts and life altogether.

That'll show them.

 

[jamestyler]

Last summer, I wrote a MySpace blog in the middle of the night because I was unable to sleep and bored. It was brutally sarcastic and exceptionally offensive. Somehow, that fact managed to escape me and I posted it without doing some much needed editing before posting online. It was about how I was annoyed with certain friends of mine giving me unsolicited romantic advice. Hardly any of them have even managed to date a decent/healthy/sane person since I've known them so, their advice was not wanted. I made the supposed mistake of mentioning names of real people in this blog post too, which I shouldn't have done. I had also expressed my distaste for their choices in women, which are so damn fat and ugly that you'd think they were dating the Cloverfield Monster. I'm not joking, either.

I do that regularly, but I leave names out - which is far more fun. I tend to post about whatever I hate in my line of work at that moment of the day. Leaving names out was out of politeness at first... but after the first rant I got emails and texts from people it wasn't even aimed at thinking I had personally attacked them.

I kept going after that.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

I decided to take that incident as an opportunity to unceremoniously delete them from my friends list, cell phone contacts and life altogether. It was Machiavellian and cruel but, it needed to be done. I was going through a paradigm shift at the time and just about everything in my life was being re-examined. As part of that re-examination, I decided to get rid of any friend or contact I had that could be considered a loser. Those people were only going to hold me back. Besides, I had more important things to deal with at the time than to worry about a bunch of whiny assholes. It's not like I didn't say those kind of things to their faces plenty of times over the +/- 10 years I knew some of them. I'm pretty damn sure I wasn't joking when I said those sort of things too.

I know exactly what you mean, and I agree completely. Some people either try to hold you back, try to ride on the back of your advances or don't take the time to know or understand you while they do expect you to do that for them. I give people enough of an opportunity to understand me, to get to know me and to let me understand them and get to know them. But once some lines get crossed, I'm not fannying about; they get removed. Simple as that.

Yet, I continue to have a good-sized amount of friends whom I know and that know me and that I would do anything for, and once in a while someone gets added that actually has a good value as a friend. I simply weed the bad out from the good. I don't need a humongous contact list in order to feel good as a person; all I need are a few good friends. And if someone wants to be a good friend, he/she should act like it. I'm not giving away my friendship to any world-estranged loser/bitch out there; that's reserved for those who actually deserve it.

Of course, I didn't apply these rules to the part of my contacts that I had for flings; but then, they're not there to be my friends, they're there to have sex with me. As I'm sure was the reason I was on their contacts, as well. I also don't apply it to business contacts, for obvious reasons. But again; they are not on my list to be my friend, just as it is the other way around.

 

[Holdfast]

The thread's resurrection prompted a couple of people to send in anonymous confessions:


The first one began with this line:

I hope this isn't too risque!

Always a brilliant start in my book, and the confession does NOT disappoint:

I'm a married man and I cheat on my wife with my best friend, who is a man.

When we met in high school we were both a bit nerdy, neither of us had any real relationships until after we graduated. I think it was summer between grade 11 and 12 that we first messed around for real, For a while before that, as typical horny teens, we'd shared dirty magazines etc for a while. Things progressed slowly, first sleepovers pretending not to notice that the other was rustling the covers after dark, later opening doing our thing together (but separately), and eventually oral sex. We tried anal a few time but neither of us was really into it.

At first I found "performing" distasteful, and regarded it strictly as a mean to an end (receiving). Bear in mind, I was a 16 yr old virgin! As time went on, I actually came to enjoy it.

Weve never kissed, and I don't even find men attractive. When he goes down on me I usually sit back and think of a beautiful woman. It's not like I don't get enough from my wife, or that is isn't good, I've just come to crave act of performing fellatio and I think he is the same way. Receiving is just a nice bonus.

We've been doing this for nearly 15 years, and we've both been married to women for around 5. Neither of us is attracted the the other, nor are we interested in pursuing a relationship, but we love to get together every week or two to play for a couple hours.

Dude.




And now something from the complete opposite end of the spectrum:

I am asexual, I don't like sex at all. It depresses me because its ruining my relationship (I force myself to do it with him as much as I can because I love him but I hate it every time- and when we don't do it enough for him he gets frustrated, angry and upset), but I'm afraid if/when we break up I'll be alone forever. I used to just find it boring, or prefer to do something (anything) else with my time but after years of it causing so many problems (and of pushing myself to do it), I can barely stand it any more. I wish I could just be normal.

I kind of wonder whether these two confessors & their partners should meet each other and so solve all their problems... I'm sure there's a permutation available that would make everyone happy!

 

[DarkHelmet]

The thread's resurrection prompted a couple of people to send in anonymous confessions:


The first one began with this line:

I hope this isn't too risque!

Always a brilliant start in my book, and the confession does NOT disappoint:

I'm a married man and I cheat on my wife with my best friend, who is a man.

When we met in high school we were both a bit nerdy, neither of us had any real relationships until after we graduated. I think it was summer between grade 11 and 12 that we first messed around for real, For a while before that, as typical horny teens, we'd shared dirty magazines etc for a while. Things progressed slowly, first sleepovers pretending not to notice that the other was rustling the covers after dark, later opening doing our thing together (but separately), and eventually oral sex. We tried anal a few time but neither of us was really into it.

At first I found "performing" distasteful, and regarded it strictly as a mean to an end (receiving). Bear in mind, I was a 16 yr old virgin! As time went on, I actually came to enjoy it.

Weve never kissed, and I don't even find men attractive. When he goes down on me I usually sit back and think of a beautiful woman. It's not like I don't get enough from my wife, or that is isn't good, I've just come to crave act of performing fellatio and I think he is the same way. Receiving is just a nice bonus.

We've been doing this for nearly 15 years, and we've both been married to women for around 5. Neither of us is attracted the the other, nor are we interested in pursuing a relationship, but we love to get together every week or two to play for a couple hours.

Dude.

Wow.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Maybe some Estrogen shots on a regular basis, might boost a real craving.

 

[Holdfast]

The thread's resurrection prompted a couple of people to send in anonymous confessions:


The first one began with this line:

I hope this isn't too risque!

Always a brilliant start in my book, and the confession does NOT disappoint:

I'm a married man and I cheat on my wife with my best friend, who is a man.

When we met in high school we were both a bit nerdy, neither of us had any real relationships until after we graduated. I think it was summer between grade 11 and 12 that we first messed around for real, For a while before that, as typical horny teens, we'd shared dirty magazines etc for a while. Things progressed slowly, first sleepovers pretending not to notice that the other was rustling the covers after dark, later opening doing our thing together (but separately), and eventually oral sex. We tried anal a few time but neither of us was really into it.

At first I found "performing" distasteful, and regarded it strictly as a mean to an end (receiving). Bear in mind, I was a 16 yr old virgin! As time went on, I actually came to enjoy it.

Weve never kissed, and I don't even find men attractive. When he goes down on me I usually sit back and think of a beautiful woman. It's not like I don't get enough from my wife, or that is isn't good, I've just come to crave act of performing fellatio and I think he is the same way. Receiving is just a nice bonus.

We've been doing this for nearly 15 years, and we've both been married to women for around 5. Neither of us is attracted the the other, nor are we interested in pursuing a relationship, but we love to get together every week or two to play for a couple hours.

Dude.

Wow.

I know. It's like, confession GOLD.

 

[sidious618]

I'm a married man and I cheat on my wife with my best friend, who is a man.

When we met in high school we were both a bit nerdy, neither of us had any real relationships until after we graduated. I think it was summer between grade 11 and 12 that we first messed around for real, For a while before that, as typical horny teens, we'd shared dirty magazines etc for a while. Things progressed slowly, first sleepovers pretending not to notice that the other was rustling the covers after dark, later opening doing our thing together (but separately), and eventually oral sex. We tried anal a few time but neither of us was really into it.

At first I found "performing" distasteful, and regarded it strictly as a mean to an end (receiving). Bear in mind, I was a 16 yr old virgin! As time went on, I actually came to enjoy it.

Weve never kissed, and I don't even find men attractive. When he goes down on me I usually sit back and think of a beautiful woman. It's not like I don't get enough from my wife, or that is isn't good, I've just come to crave act of performing fellatio and I think he is the same way. Receiving is just a nice bonus.

We've been doing this for nearly 15 years, and we've both been married to women for around 5. Neither of us is attracted the the other, nor are we interested in pursuing a relationship, but we love to get together every week or two to play for a couple hours.

I told you never to share our story with anyone!

 

[msbae]

As part of that re-examination, I decided to get rid of any friend or contact I had that could be considered a loser. Those people were only going to hold me back. Besides, I had more important things to deal with at the time than to worry about a bunch of whiny assholes.

Seems to me that they came out ahead in this deal. I think that they were the WINNERS, not the losers.

You come off by posting that as being arrogant and smug.

Regrettably, life has a way of knocking people with attitudes like that on their asses sooner or later.

Good luck. You're going to need it with your attitude.

I was quite brutal with them but, it was necessary. They don't understand subtlety. If you knew these people, you wouldn't have sympathy for them, either. After politely dealing with their meddling for years, I just had enough. It was always 'You need to go date somebody, msbae' or 'you need to lower your standards, msbae' or some other Bullshit. This coming from people who date 400lb. psychological trainwrecks with no education or job (and I'm not exaggerating) just seems kinda ridiculous.

Also, these people weren't doing anything to improve themselves in any way. Yet, they try to tell me what to do? Oh, please...

I graduated from college with a highly technical degree as an Honor Society member with a 3.91 GPA. Some of those nitwits didn't even finish High School. Louisiana public high schools are not all that difficult to graduate from, either. They were just lazy.

I don't weigh so much that I would seriously have to worry about back trouble, knee pain or heart attacks while I'm still in my 20's. Most of them do. That's kind of sad to think about...

I had enough respect for myself (and the rest of the universe) to not date someone I didn't really love and accidentally reproduce with that person. Some of them did. I think they were just desperate for companionship. What happened to them also served as a good example of why I don't let situations get desperate.

Frankly, I sometimes wonder why I gave any of them the time of day. Also, my attitude is usually quite good. I just tend to get mad whenever I think about these people. Don't let what you see on the internet fool you.

I decided to take that incident as an opportunity to unceremoniously delete them from my friends list, cell phone contacts and life altogether. It was Machiavellian and cruel but, it needed to be done. I was going through a paradigm shift at the time and just about everything in my life was being re-examined. As part of that re-examination, I decided to get rid of any friend or contact I had that could be considered a loser. Those people were only going to hold me back. Besides, I had more important things to deal with at the time than to worry about a bunch of whiny assholes. It's not like I didn't say those kind of things to their faces plenty of times over the +/- 10 years I knew some of them. I'm pretty damn sure I wasn't joking when I said those sort of things too.

I know exactly what you mean, and I agree completely. Some people either try to hold you back, try to ride on the back of your advances or don't take the time to know or understand you while they do expect you to do that for them. I give people enough of an opportunity to understand me, to get to know me and to let me understand them and get to know them. But once some lines get crossed, I'm not fannying about; they get removed. Simple as that.

Nice to see that someone understands what I was trying to convey. There's nothing wrong with drop-kicking dead weight out of your life. In fact, it's probably the healthiest thing you can do sometimes.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

To the person who wants to use a dual account, I have the perfect forum full of retards that you can go to and flame. They will definately flame back and it will be entertaining. Just PM me if you want, I wont tell anyone who you are.


For the people who cheat, wow, just wow. If you are going to cheat, end your relationship. You don't cheat on someone you love. A responsible person who has an urge to cheat sits down and talks about their problems with their partner and tries to fix them. If the problems don't get resolved, end the relationship. Trust and faithfulness is important in a relationship and it personally disgusts me when people choose to cheat. BREAK UP AND THEN GO SLEEP AROUND.

I really don't understand how someone can say they love another person dearly when they make the choice to betray them instead of working out their problems.