Comments you would never hear from the Voyager crew

[Lynx]

Kathryn Janeway: Coffe is OK but I prefer tea.

Chakotay; I would never give up my position as commander on a Maquis ship to serve on a Starfleet ship under a female captain.

Tuvok: I don't believe in logic. I prefer to act on hunches and personal feelings.

Tom Paris: I've always looked up to my father as a role model.

B'Elanna Torres: I'm extremely proud of my Klingon heritage and see myself as Klingon warrior.

Kes: I have no intention to learn and explore. I prefer to stay on Ocampa and obey The Caretaker.

Harry Kim: We should abandon the futile idea of going home and stay in the Delta Quadrant instead.

Seven Of Nine: This is not irrelevant!

Neelix: I'm actually a terrible cook and I hate cooking.

The Doctor: I'm a hologram, not a doctor!

 

[Melakon]

Neelix: I don't know anything about the Delta Quadrant. I can't even find a planet with enough water to take a bath.

 

[Kilana2]

Reg Barclay: I´m a sex symbol

 

[Finn]

Ensign Kim: I don't want to get promoted

 

[Avro Arrow]

"This area of space looks highly dangerous. We'd best avoid it."

 

[CoffeeAddict]

The Doctor: I'm okay with being a non-sentient encyclopedia of medical knowledge.

Janeway: I prefer the sonic shower.

Paris: The 20th Century sucked.

Tuvok: I know, I'm a little touchy-feely.

Seven: Efficiency is overrated.

 

[Taelon]

Kes: Set phasers to... torture.

 

[Catarina]

Tuvok: *in pajamas* I enjoy intimidating the crew while festively matching my wall lighting.

Kim: I have no luck with women because I just can't admit I'd rather have you, Tom.

Ayala: *types on Padd: I prefer not to speak more than one word. It has kept me alive for the past seven years.

Janeway: Do the dew, Commander? *cracks open a Mountain Dew*

Neelix: If I hear one more bratty complaint, I'll throw you over my knee and spank it out of you.

 

[Melakon]

Naomi Wildman: Get the hell away from me, you creepy hedgehog!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Janeway: Maybe we shouldn't get involved in this alien conflict. This really isn't our jurisdiction.

Chakotay: In some ways the Federation are even worse than the Borg! At least the Borg tell you they want to assimilate you!

Tuvok: Captain, why is it that Neelix and I keep winding up in so many dangerous situations together? Our jobs have literally zero overlap.

B'elana: This is fun Tom. I share your interest in this facet of 20th century pop culture.

Paris: This holodeck program is a waste of time.

Kim: I am currently defying authority.

Neelix: I do not completely agree with Federation principles.

Kes: Why is everyone crushing on me? I'm freaking 2!

Seven of Nine: Now that I am no longer a Borg I am capable of experiencing a normal range of human emotions.

Doctor: You know since I am a hologram and thus in complete control of my appearance, maybe I should give myself phaser hands and be an emergency security hologram.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Chakotay: Actually, I have no idea how this glorified pocket calculator can send me on a vision quest.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Harry: Lt. Kim, here.

Neelix: Leola Root? Never touch the stuff.

Paris: Girls are icky.

Chakotay: My real name is Sven Svenson. Let met tell you about some Viking legends.

 

[Melakon]

Seven: Look at my body. You will comply.

 

[Catarina]

Paris: I kidnapped you. Of course it was my idea

Belanna: What's a hyper spanner?

Neelix: I did to that Klingon what I long to do to the Captain. Don't tell her.

Paris: I don't want to drive the flyer. Can't Chakotay do it?

Seven: I'm using you to hurt the Captain.

Kim: I'm such a kiss ass.

Chakotay: While you're going on about temporal mechanics I want to ravish you on your desk. It's a reset episode and protocol would never have been broken.

Kim: " Yes Mom...I mean, Ma'am, nnah...Captain!"

Seven singing: I kiss Janeway and I liked it. The taste of her caffeine habit.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Any Crew Member: Krenim? Wait, didn't Kes mention them during the incident when she was jumping through time?
Another Crew Member: Yeah, she wrote a detailed report on what she remembered!

 

[Taelon]

Janeway: Quinn, if I grant you asylum, will you send us back to Earth? Q, if I don't grant Quinn asylum, will you send us back to Earth?

 

[C.E. Evans]

Tuvok: If the decision had been mine, I would have used the Array to return us to the Alpha Quadrant. It may be unfortunate, but it is also illogical to think that we can save everyone we meet. Sometimes happens.

 

[Dukhat]

Kathryn Janeway: I'm a total bitch.

Chakotay: I'm totally fine being Janeway's bitch boy.

Tuvok: I should probably be a lot older-looking since the captain thinks I'm some kind of elder mentor.

Tom Paris: Why isn't my name Nick Locarno again?

B'Elanna Torres: I used to have a crush on Chakotay, but since he's such a complete weenie under Janeway I think I'll start liking Tom instead.

Kes: I'm a little confused behind the physics of my 9 year lifespan.

Harry Kim: I've been a member of the fucking bridge crew for 7 years and I'm still an ensign?

Seven Of Nine: No one will notice my huge boobs and tight catsuit body if I sound like I'm smart. Oh, and all of a sudden I think I like Chakotay but have no idea why, since he's such a weenie bitch boy.

Neelix: I'm a complete fraud who doesn't know shit about the Delta Quadrant and just want to freeload with my girlfriend.

The Doctor: I'm a hologram and still have more personality than Chakotay.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Kim: Where's that Borg baby we rescued?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Paris: I love the silky smooth sound of the Captain's voice.