Chow Yun-Fat IS.....Confucious

[Samurai8472]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=53741

Confucius will whip out two silver guns from under his robe and blast away the bad guys.

 

[Roshi]

You mean Furious Confucious?

Yes, Grammar Nazi is on a spree this morning...

 

[Goliath]

I can't wait to see his 3-way Mexican standoff with Lao Tzu and Gautama Buddha.

 

[Obiwanshinobi]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=53741

Confucius will whip out two silver guns from under his robe and blast away the bad guys.

As white doves fly away in the background

 

[Holdfast]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=53741

Confucius will whip out two silver guns from under his robe and blast away the bad guys.

In slo-mo.

It will be GLORIOUS.

 

[firehawk12]

You joke, but John Woo has slow mo crossbow action in Red Cliff...

 

[JonathonWally]

Chow Yun-Fat can do no wrong, so this will of course be made of pure awesome.

 

[Samurai8472]

Chow Yun-Fat can do no wrong, so this will of course be made of pure awesome.

He even elevates movie such as "bulletproof monk" and "The replacement killers" to near watchable levels. We'll see about "Dragonball"

 

[JonathonWally]

Chow Yun-Fat can do no wrong, so this will of course be made of pure awesome.

He even elevates movie such as "bulletproof monk" and "The replacement killers" to near watchable levels. We'll see about "Dragonball"

Mira Sorvino in leather made that movie incredible, Chow elevated it into the stratosphere.

 

[SlyCardie]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=53741

Confucius will whip out two silver guns from under his robe and blast away the bad guys.

This was just about the plot of Bulletproof Monk:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0245803/

 

[Goliath]

"In a world of warring states..."

Ancient Chinese armies clash onscreen

"...and competing belief systems..."

Buddha: "Life is suffering. Suffering is caused by desire."

Laozi: "He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know."

"...one man wanted to restore the Mandate of Heaven."

Confucius is beaten down by his opponents. Wiping blood from his mouth, he stands and says grimly: "Do not inflict on others what you yourself do not desire."

"Chow Yun Fat is... Confucius."

 

[Holdfast]

"In a world of warring states..."

Ancient Chinese armies clash onscreen

"...and competing belief systems..."

Buddha: "Life is suffering. Suffering is caused by desire."

Laozi: "He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know."

"...one man wanted to restore the Mandate of Heaven."

Confucius is beaten down by his opponents. Wiping blood from his mouth, he stands and says grimly: "Do not inflict on others what you yourself do not desire."

"Chow Yun Fat is... Confucius."

I'd pay to watch it right now.