Cellphone innovations

[Plecostomus]

Which one of these new innovate cellphones would you be more likely to buy?

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Which one of these new innovate cellphones would you be more likely to buy?

None of them. I hate invisible phones.

 

[Plecostomus]

Which one of these new innovate cellphones would you be more likely to buy?

None of them. I hate invisible phones.

Sorry, Hypnowife walked by and I was distracted.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

^ Was she nekkid?

 

[BorgMan]

So, like, two options for communicating with the dead?

Tell me more about this fried stuff!

 

[Plecostomus]

^ Was she nekkid?

Yes.

So, like, two options for communicating with the dead?

^ See above.

Tell me more about this fried stuff!

Gobs of mac and cheese (the home-made seven cheese kind) wrapped in bacon and breaded, then deep-fried until AWESOME.

 

[tharpdevenport]

A cellphone that eliminates redundancy.
A cellphone that eliminates redundancy.

 

[Amaris]

^ Was she nekkid?

Yes.

So, like, two options for communicating with the dead?

^ See above.

Tell me more about this fried stuff!

Gobs of mac and cheese (the home-made seven cheese kind) wrapped in bacon and breaded, then deep-fried until AWESOME.

Go on.

And I mean all of it.


J.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

The second option.

All such phones should have this option.

 

[Plecostomus]

I'm surprised they don't have an app for that.

 

[Amaris]

The second option.

All such phones should have this option.

I've never seen that!
And now I'm crying because I want one!

J.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

The second option.

All such phones should have this option.

I've never seen that!
And now I'm crying because I want one!

J.

They have machines that do just that in public lavatories in Britain. There is a conspiracy that none of the machines work properly due to deliberate government intervention, but I think it's just a load of hot air.

 

[Plecostomus]

The second option.

All such phones should have this option.

I've never seen that!
And now I'm crying because I want one!

J.

They have machines that do just that in public lavatories in Britain. There is a conspiracy that none of the machines work properly due to deliberate government intervention, but I think it's just a load of hot air.

Its because funding dried up, and they just wanted to wash their hands of the whole deal. Pork-barrel politics and all that.

 

[tharpdevenport]

It's either bacon or dangerous levels of radiation.

 

[Plecostomus]

It's either bacon or dangerous levels of radiation.

"Press button/get cancer" just doesn't amuse the same way.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

It's either bacon or dangerous levels of radiation.

"Press button/get cancer" just doesn't amuse the same way.

Bowel Cancer, maybe. From too much bacon.

 

[Arrqh]

From too much bacon.

Such a thing is physically impossible.

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

Mmmm, bacon...

 

[Plecostomus]

Note: this person is not related to me at all.

Mmmm, bacon...

Ah my twin brother "Expelled Gas" is here!

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Wait, what's this about deep fried mac & cheese? Like the real thing isn't bad enough for you?

Enjoy your coronary.

I'd like to talk to dead people, myself. I'll sell books of interviews with history's greats.